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Have a light?

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Two men accosted me
and told me that I am an
asshole for not having a
light:

"what would you do if
you were stuck into the woods?"

They dressed in gray rags,
unlike the orange sun.

They said, "the woods'll
have your ass for lunch!"

"Sorry, I don't smoke"

Q: Do you have a light?
A: No, I don't smoke.

It is not safe to be in
parks after dark, I guess

 

©1995 chris abraham
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