Science Stumped by Nicole Wilson

"There has been no record of a petite, athletic, flirty blonde being both cute and smart. We have run the numbers through some pretty special Quantum Computers here at the Agency and we are absolutely stymied," said Umberto Tesla, Lead Scientist at DynCorp in a Triple-Secret Laboratory nestled in a Very Deep Hole somewhere in the Rockies. 

"Although we would like to be able to dissect her for further study, we have come to the conclusion that she is an evolutionary success -- proof positive of Darwin's theory."

According to the article, "We could not reach Nicole for comment because when we approached her for comment, for her phone number, to buy her a drink, or for a dance, she looked us up-and-down, rolled her eyes, and said, 'evolve!'"