Uncle Mark's Anchovy Vinaigrette Umami-Bomb Sauce of the Gods

My buddy Mark Harrison never recommends recipes for me. However, he's become obsessed with this recipe to the point of really pressing it on me because he knows how much I love strong flavors, olive oil, garlic, and even anchovies! So, in order to make healthy giant salads more appealing to this carnivore, he suggests that I liberally pour this recipe over just about anything and everything—especially if I plan to spend the day and night alone (there's a lot of garlic in this umami-bomb sauce of the gods