I'm crazy about lip balm

I'm very insecure and physically afraid (and go into panic mode freak out) if and when I don't have some form of lip balm or lip balm substitute. I'll head for the cooking olive oil or coconut oil as the panic escalates. I have tubes of medical grade petroleum jelly stationed around my apartment as back up. This is true and not a fisherman's exaggeration. Truth! It gets even worse: I have a supplier of Labello Classic Care in Hungary who sends me the legit blue tubes that I used when I lived in Moabit, Berlin.