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I am “the only person in the world who hates whales!!”

I don’t know if orcas has actually read Don’t Save the Whales but I don’t think so because here’s the comment he or she left over at My Selfish Attitude to Life on Whales:
i cant believe u!! the only person in the world who hates whales!!whales r just like humans only bigger and they dont […]

u are a bitter old man all alone trying to get attion because u are lonly and missible

I guess I wrote Don’t Save the Whales because I am “a bitter old man all alone trying to get attion because u are lonly and missible.” Thank you, Tyler Boller Whale for your comment and concern. I thought I would share this careful and considered response with my readers.
Tyler Boller Whale wrote:
U […]

Wisdumb of Crowds: SAVE THE WHALES

I received this very unhappy comment on one of my infamous blog post, Kill the Humans Who Save the Whales, from Tyler:
“hey i love whales so shut up and u should die for sayin don’t save the whales so i’ll say it again and forever SAVE THE WHALES”
Where are all the well-spoken wildlife preservationists with […]

Chris Abraham is an Awful Awful Man

According to many many people, I am an awful awful man, given the comments I have received in response to Don’t Save the Whales. I can live with this sort of accusation given the context and the source. VivyRome wrote:
You Rude Obnoxious idiot! How dare you put your CRUDE opinoins out there like that? […]

My Selfish Attitude to Life on Whales

Check out this loving comment in response to Don’t Save the Whales,
“i’m not sure of what your point is?! whats wrong with trying to save the whales, or any animal for that matter? why are you saying that only whales shouldn’t be saved? why not all other endangered species? i think you are wrong as […]

Will Subliterate 17-Year-Olds Save the Whales?

I received a very subliterate comment from Zayna in response to my blog entry, Don’t Save the Whales, which states, subliterately,
“your stupid!!! dont say dont save the whales because you need to save yourself first. i love whales and im trying t save whales and im only 17 i have loving parents who are also […]

Don’t Save the Planet

There is no cause so noble that you should sacrifice your children to its altar. Shame on you.

Kill the Humans Who Save the Whales


If You Don’t Save the Whales then You Suck

I got a scolding from Chalsea, “you might think that whales dont matter but your wrong. ya you need to take care of your family but we also need to save are world. all of you that sont think that the whales arent important than you SUCK,” because I wrote an article called Don’t […]

Don’t Save the Whales Two Years Later

I wrote Don’t Save the Whales almost two years ago and I am still getting the greatest comments from my loyal and vitriolic readers. Huzzah! Best line goes to Cayla, “Woould you like a harpoon explosive shot into your brain and blow up and kill you then hit you repeatedly with an axe?”