Tag Archives: moron

Sarah Palin Comment Thread Par Excellence

If you have not been keeping on top of all of the great comments streaming in to the AH Poll entitled “If John McCain died or became incapacitated, would Sarah Palin be competent to be President?” you are really missing out! Some of them are the most insightful, thoughtful, and brilliant collection of thoughts […]

Whale-Qaeda

I wrote an article called Don’t Save the Whales and the results have been unanimously negative, hostile — even murderous. I call these 14-year-olds who consider me worthy of being harpooned, flayed, and killed, the Whale-Qaeda! Don’t you love that?

Rest in Peace William F. Buckley, Conservative

When I say that I am a conservative, I think of my Freshman roommate, Alan Matlack, who was smart, aggressive, thoughtful, passionate, intellectual, curious, and confidant. Not backward-ass country hick conservatism, but William F. Buckley conservatism. You’ll be missed, Mr. Buckley — especially as we’re rigorously and vigorously being taken over by a country […]

GlobalScholar is High-End Tutoring for the Rest of Us

If you’re posh and live in the upper east side of Manhattan and want your children to get the very best academic tutoring and test preparation on the planet, spend some time and money on Janna Taylor over at Mind Full Tutors. For the rest of you who want your child to have the […]

Chris Abraham is an Awful Awful Man

According to many many people, I am an awful awful man, given the comments I have received in response to Don’t Save the Whales. I can live with this sort of accusation given the context and the source. VivyRome wrote:
You Rude Obnoxious idiot! How dare you put your CRUDE opinoins out there like that? […]

An Example of Why the Times is Considered Smug and Elitist

Before I proceed, let me publicly state that Borat (and the current White House) proves to me, without at doubt, that the United States of America — and we Americans — is finally safely past being politically correct. Thank God!

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Sexually Insatiable Female Morons

When we Americans fancy ourselves centered enough to export culture we must remember the eugenics movement, a time when even Ivy League academicians were far from enlightened.