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Frank Luntz is The Word Doctor

Chris Abraham — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:02:50 +0000

I received a lovely missive from the King of Language and Message, Mr. Frank Luntz:

I’m Back!
After five weeks without a home or a name, I have finally settled on both.
I think it’s fully appropriate that a pollster actually conduct a poll to determine what to call his company. Thanks to the input of some of the most influential people in politics, business and American culture, I have settled on “The Word Doctors” as the entity for the work I do going forward. (Sounds a little like a primetime soap opera, I know.)
[ . . . ]
Life in Santa Monica is slower and more relaxed – and I am eager to maintain that life-affirming pace going forward. What research projects I do accept will be in conjunction with my old firm – LMSR.
But if you’re looking for strategic guidance or long-term planning, or you want someone to deliver a State-of-America speech to your company or organization, I hope you’ll allow The Word Doctors to find the right words for you.
All the best,
Frank Luntz

(See the above email in its entirety online)

Knife Pornography From Boing Boing Gadgets

Chris Abraham — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:40:28 +0000

One of my goals in life is to be on Boing Boing, so in many ways my dreams are coming true every day in so many ways in the form of getting a guest blog post on Boing Boing Gadgets about the ultimate gadget, my hand-made, bespoke, Randall Model 1 knife — many thanks to my buddy John Brownlee for inviting me over and for not only considering my knife a gadget but fancying it worthy of bbG:

Knife Porn: Four years waiting and one month with the Randall Model 1 Fighting Knife Posted by John Brownlee

Guest Review by Chris Abraham
After four years, I finally received my bespoke, hand-made, Randall Model 1 “All-Purpose Fighting Knife.” Unstead of tearing right into the box, I paused and filmed a nine-minute unboxing video and took some photos of the knife — knife porn.
There are two iconic fighting knives known the world over for their service in World War II. The British Sykes-Fairbairn dagger and the American style of fighting knife, inspired both by the Bowie and the American hunting knife. There was one knife, above all other, that I coveted… coveted not just because it was considered “the best” by all of the knife magazines I bought but also because it was associated with doing hard service during World War II, Korea, and Vietnam. That knife was the Randall Model #1.
Because I wanted a Randall that was as authentic to the knives that have served our military since WWII, I ordered the Randall with a carbon blade, since it predates stainless steel. There are some challenges associated with owning and using a carbon steel knife, be it in the kitchen or in the field.
First, they can — and do — rust. Since rust is normal with daily use out in the field, don’t freak out if it happens to you. A little sandpaper should do the trick if the rusting isn’t too bad.
Second, even if you spend the time and attention required to make sure your knife remains dry and sealed under a light coating of oil, there is still the issue of discoloration. Unlike stainless, carbon steel reacts with the things it touches. The acids and oils of the leather sheath could discolor the blade. Cutting meat will discolor the blade, too.
The instructions also suggest that cutting meat with the carbon blade results in discoloration, so you’re pretty much screwed unless you don’t use your Randall at all. Luckily, that’s not true. Go ahead and use it, if you’re not a strict collector — it was meant to be man-handled. Like I said above, all of the discoloration can be easily polished out of your knife. Working carbon knives always end up looking a little like they were made of silver because of the way silver tarnishes.
When I received the knife, the blade was coated with a light oil. The instructions recommend keeping the blade dry and lubricated with WD-40. After I posted the unboxing video on YouTube, someone commented that I should be really careful with the carbon steel blade and not store the knife in the leather scabbard but rather keep the blade (but not the handle) wrapped in an oil cloth.
And how does it feel? Perfectly-balanced. It’s right where it’s supposed to be: the shiny brass hilt rests the handle right on your forefinger, as it should.
There is an after-market for Randall knives if you’re unwilling to wait for 4-years for one like I did. I checked out A.G. Russell, a popular knife store, and I found the Randall Model 1 for $600. Instant gratification for Randalls generally starts at $600 for a brand new knife of someone else’s design, usually with a micarta or stag handle, and quickly tops out at thousands for a specialty, rare, or vintage knife. If you want a knife made by Bo Randall himself, it will cost: older Randall knives are worth five to fifteen times their value.
These are collectors knives, that’s for sure. If you explore the catalog, you’ll get a feel how extensively you can pimp your knife. I ordered mine plain vanilla “traditional” with the pressed-leather handle, 7″ blade, and Duralumin butt cap. Some options I could have requested were a longer or shorter blade in stainless steel. There’s an assortment of brass hilt shapes and sizes along with a myriad of handle types, including bone, tusk, horn, micarta (a mixture of layered linen and resin), or just about anything else that could be shoehorned onto the full tang.
I don’t know if I like the big and bulky sharpening stone pocket on the front of the sheath since I don’t plan on being far enough in the wilderness to not be able to come home to sharpen the knife. I did a little research and you can get just about anything you want from Randall, including getting the sheath without the stone pouch, although a replacement sheath from Randall costs almost two-hundred dollars, nearly the cost of the knife itself. If my Google searches are true, you can even get sheaths in other leathers and colors, including ostrich, alligator, and zebra. All I need to know is the length of the blade, which is a very standard and popular 7″ (8″ is also very popular).
The man behind Randall Made Knives, W.D. Bo Randall, started making hand-forged knives as a hobby back in 1937 and started selling them in the years leading up to World War II. A reporter wrote a story about Bo during the early years of the war and there was so much demand for his fighting knife, now known as the Model 1, that Bo became a full-time knife-maker. According the website, Bo Randall hand-crafted each knife no matter how much demand or the temptation to mass-produce. Throughout WWII, the knives became legendary. Ronald Reagan carried a Randall Model 1 knife.
And, if you ever have a chance to buy a used Randall on the cheap, don’t reject a knife just because it’s rusted or the sheath is rotted. Some oil, a fine grit emery cloth or steel wool, a little polish, and you’re good to go. These knives were made for duty so there isn’t a lot you can do to “kill” the knife. And, if the knife looks a little far gone, don’t worry, you can probably find a knife-maker in your area who can fix it up by reshaping the blade and restoring the bits and pieces. If you want to restore your Randall in style, to this day you can buy replacement sheaths from the company, made to order. Additionally, you can send your Randall home to Orlando, Florida, where it was born, they can do a lovely job restoring it.
Why did I buy a knife like this? Well, that’s an odd thing, and the reason dates back over 24 years to when I was a strapping teen. When I was in high school, during the mid- to late-80s, I was a teenage commando. I went to an all-boys Catholic school in Hawaii called Saint Louis School and we had an JROTC program that I joined because it was either that, PE, or band (shudder). After joining JROTC I joined the Ranger club. On the surface the Rangers were a bunch of boys who did calisthenics and ran around campus and were entitled to wear black berets and bloused jump boots on the days every member of JROTC was required to skulk around school in Class-A Army uniforms. Still, that wasn’t all the Rangers did. We also spent weekends playing the part of Opposition Forces (OPFOR) for Hawaii’s National Guard and Army Reserve. As part of all that, we were issued camouflaged fatigues (BDUs), ALICE packs, web gear, and M-16s. Yes, real M-16s with real banana clips and real brass casings filled with real smokeless gunpowder, but without bullets with a blank-firing adaptor.
I was motivated and dedicated. I became obsessed with everything military. I bought copies of SOF and shopped at Army surplus stores. We all prized authentic gear and many of us bought Vietnam-era slash-pocket OD fatigues and Ka-Bar knives. I was obsessed with knives and started a collection.
That was 1984. I didn’t end up ordering my own Randall until twenty-years later while I was supposed to be working for Pete Snyder at New Media Strategies during the Summer of 2004. I put down $50 as a down payment, clicked “order” and then obsessed about it for nearly five years! I paid off the balance of $264.00 about a year ago. It was supposed to be delivered in June but I received a letter letting me know that delivery had been delayed until October.
Why does a knife take four-years? One of the reasons my order, #57224, order date September 2004, took so long is because I ordered my knife in a time of war. Randall Made Knives is a purveyor of hunting knives during peacetime; however, during a time of war, most of their capacity is spent on providing for our troops. According to their FAQ, “spare time and space is devoted to filling military knife orders for our active military customers. I think that’s fair, since the Model 1 was a military knife from the very beginning.
It was finally ready for delivery while I was in Berlin so I had the knife FedExed to my mom’s house in Arlington, Virginia, and counted the days until I returned home for Christmas. I arrived on Christmas eve but kept it in my pants until Christmas day, when I took this unboxing video and these photos.
After four years, the knife more than lives up to my expectations, especially since there were a couple of cool surprises that I didn’t know about, including red, white, and blue patriotic spacers between the hilt and the pressed-leather handle and between the handle and the Duralumin butt cap — I’ll photograph it with my Nokia N95 camera phone. To be frank, I have been waiting for this Randall Model #1 for twenty-four-years, since I fell in love with this perfect thing back when I was a Freshman in high school.
Worth the wait? Yes! Any hype associated with the entire experience? No, I don’t think so at all. It couldn’t be better-crafted or more beautiful. I am no longer a knife collector — or an anything collector — so the only two remaining knives in my collection is a Cold Steel Tanto I got back in 1983 and this Randall Model 1.
Randall Made Knife Unboxing Porn
Randall Knife Unboxing Pics [Flickr]
When not waiting four years for a knife to be hand crafted for him, drunkenly stumbling away with me from a disreputable Berlin pub, or being one of the sweetest and smartest guys it is my pleasure to know, Chris Abraham runs a crackerjack conversational marketing firm, Abraham Harrison. This technically makes him a scumbag, but I love him anyway.

My First Article for AdAge Global Idea Network

Chris Abraham — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:10:20 +0000

Please check out my first article as a writer for AdAge, In ‘Poor But Sexy’ Berlin, Brands Need to Understand Casual.

In ‘Poor But Sexy’ Berlin, Brands Need to Understand Casual: To market successfully, you need to understand college kids
This is my first post for the Global Idea Network and I am happy to be here. I aim to post once-a-week about my experience in Berlin and around Europe as an expat. Today, I want to talk a little bit about Berlin, the city its Mayor, Klaus Wowereit, called “poor but sexy.”
Berlin is sexy, poor, and the most casual city I can imagine. Everyone wears jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, and some sort of field jacket. At first I mistook this casualness as slovenliness or poverty. No. Berlin’s casualness is very intentional. In spite of limited cash, Berliners are slaves to fashion and remain current. The moment jeans went skinny, Berlin went skinny. When the world became obsessed with Chuck Taylors, Berliners sported them. Current, as long as the fashion palette keeps to caps, jeans, t-shirts, jackets, and sneakers. When my friend Mark wore the wrong sort of casual his friends staged an intervention: the jeans were all wrong, the jacket was uncool, and the shoes had to go.
It occurred to me that successful marketing in Berlin requires marketing to college kids, who are the epitome of poor but sexy, across the board and for everything. How would you sell a car, a cell phone, a pair of panties, a watch, some gum, a bank account, or a credit card to a teenager and you’ll probably get it right here in Berlin.
When it comes to purchases, Berliners judge each others’ fashion sense like they do at college, where how you were dressed had more to do with style and selection — how you wore it — and less to do with the total cost of purchase and where you bought it. Competition in the marketplace comes from flea markets, hand-me-downs, swap meets, and eBay as easily as it may your competitor. Lots of those skinny jeans and Chuck Taylors were scored used from the 80s. I learned from my friend Libia from Mexico City that Berlin is world famous for its used clothing and consignment stores. There is no stigma associated with getting stuff used and cheap — quite the opposite.
There are other concerns when marketing to Berliners: biking, weather, exposure, and the elements. Like college students, Berliners take public transport and ride bikes every day in all sorts of Central European weather. In fact, I have been told again and again that bicycles are neither recreational nor optional. They’re essential to daily life. Like students going to class in the morning, Berliners need to carry everything they need for the day with them. Necessity demands that Manolos are pretty impractical, as are skirts, heavily-styled hairdos, and exceptionally-delicate makeup rituals.
Berlin casual is not limited to kids in their teens and twenties, however. I am talking about my 39-year-old friend Frank, who pretty much dresses in hooded sweatshirts and jeans all the time (with a fierce family brand loyalty to the G-Star brand, universally popular in Berlin) and, coincidentally, dresses just like his two sons, 8 and 10, as you can see in the photo illustrations. Yes, Frank, who runs a production company called The Lime Machine, approved this post.

I have been invited to be a European correspondent to the AdAge Global Idea Network. I am a resident of Berlin, Germany, and will be mostly reporting my experience in Central and Eastern Europe; however, GIN is a moveable feast — it is global, after all. I hope you enjoy the post. Please consider subscribing to the blog. I plan to post at least once-a-week. Plus, there are a wide assortment of other great bloggers from around the world.

Michael Maslansky takes over CEO role from Frank Luntz

Chris Abraham — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:48:06 +0000

I just received this announcement from Nancy Martira over at Ketchum, following-up on my blog post with the big announcement that Frank Luntz is leaving Luntz, Maslansky Strategic Research:

As you reported on your blog, the close of the 2008 Election Season also brings to a close Frank Luntz’s time as CEO at Luntz Maslansky, a non-partisan, market research and communications consulting firm. As reported in Ad Age on Friday afternoon, Lutz Maslansky Strategic Research (LMSR) is pleased to announce that President Michael Maslansky will be taking over the role of CEO effective January 1, 2009. The Luntz, Maslansky Method of Language Strategy, used recently by news organizations such as CNN and FOX News to track voter reaction to the presidential debates, is used to understand how target audiences “hear” messages and how to craft the precise language that resonates most powerfully with those audiences.
Founder and outgoing CEO Frank Luntz will relinquish day-to-day responsibilities and assume the role of chairman emeritus. Prior to his five years of service as the President of LMSR, Michael Maslansky was president of MarketResearch.com, a leading market intelligence company where he remains on the Board. “Michael is the ideal person to take the firm to the next level,” said Luntz. “At no time in recent history has the importance of clear, credible and persuasive communications been greater than it is today, with corporate American facing unprecedented financial challenges and a new era in Washington.”

Frank Luntz Exits Luntz Maslansky Strategic Research

Chris Abraham — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:30:42 +0000

I just received this email from Frank Luntz:

To: Friends & Family
From: Frank Luntz
Re: A New Beginning
Date: November 5, 2008
The end of the most interesting election in modern times will also be the end of my career with Luntz, Maslansky Strategic Research. Having sold my company to the good people of Omnicom, it’s time to move on.
When I hired my first employee and opened up an office in the basement of my townhouse in 1992, I never dreamed that I would someday have the honor of working for presidents, prime ministers, and CEOs of the world’s most successful companies and most influential foundations. Our roster of corporate and public affairs clients is unprecedented for a firm of our size, and I’m so deeply proud of them and the positive impact they have had on their customers, their communities, and the world at large.
I am also grateful for the privilege of analyzing the great events and social trends of our time in so many diverse public settings. While I may have a face for radio and a voice for newspapers, the willingness of so many network presidents and executive producers to give me the opportunity to apply the skills of public opinion to explain the who, what and why of the world are some of the most fulfilling and enjoyable moments of my career. I can never adequately thank them for making life so interesting and invigorating.
But a time comes in everyone’s career where it becomes important to tackle new challenges and scale new mountains. Now is as good a time as any to get out of DC and start examining more closely what is really happening in American life and culture. I also want to take my research of words to an entirely different level, applying it where it has never been applied before. There’s a lot I still want to learn and do – and staring at the Pacific Ocean from Santa Monica, California is as good a place as any to do it from.
So while I will be leaving my home and my company, I am certainly not retiring or disappearing. I’m much too young and much too excited about what’s ahead. But I don’t plan to work as hard – at least that’s the plan. Those of you who know me well know that I work 18 hour days, seven days a week. This year alone I will have flown more than 300 days and logged 300,000 miles … and frankly … I’m tired. I need this change of scenery and change of pace to recharge my batteries and extend my shelf life.
Not everything will change, however. I have been offered and accepted the privilege of serving as “Chairman Emeritus,” of LMSR, a title normally reserved for people who live past their sell-by date. And while I may be gone, the company name will remain the same, as will the team I have painstakingly assembled over the past decade. These are uniquely capable people with solid research experience and the most creative brains I have ever worked with. I recommend them highly for all your research needs.
And if you are looking for advice and guidance, I’m definitely still around and still in business.
To end on a personal note, I did not learn until the death of my father how much he enjoyed my frantic calls asking him for help or guidance – and that he missed them when I grew old enough to handle these tasks on my own. You don’t realize how much I appreciated the chance to serve you – even when the calls were late and the tasks were tough. While I have made my share of mistakes, I do not regret a single minute. You have given me a very fulfilling life, and I thank you for making it worth living.
Frank

Here’s a version of this email online.

links for 2008-10-29

Chris Abraham — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:28:33 +0000

American Subliterate Anti-Intellectualism

Chris Abraham — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:51:05 +0000

I don’t think that anyone can explain anything to Sara Palin. Does anyone know what her IQ is? I know that the United States sees a rugged individualist out fighting bears and wolves in the wilderness whenever she looks at herself in the mirror. Ignorant ruffian is not the source of our Constitution or our Bill or Rights.

None of the founders of this country were ruffians and all fancied themselves to be both men of letters and of the people. Diplomacy, freedom, liberty, and self-determination are things that came from the foundry of Enlightenment.

Americans mis-remembers their history: the founders of our country were not the same people who settled the continent on the shoulders of Puritanism, they were revolutionary humanists! The were men who valued the rights of man above anything else, believing men to be worthy the responsibility of being stewards of both a Nation and each other. Worthy of a democracy!

I don’t know what people think smart is, but I don’t count street smarts when it comes to world politics and diplomacy. Are we in an anti-intellectual, anti-thought, anti-rational US now? Is being a maverick better than being wildly capable. I value intellect, education, training, capability, creativity, compassion, altruism, generosity, humanitarianism more than most.

You know, good rational thought. A good sense of logic and fairness. A deep background in philosophy, history, civics, poetry, literature, and the law. We always forget — or fail to state — that Barack Obama is a Harvard-educated civil rights lawyer! This is a blessing in a world wherein we, the United States, are single-handedly dismantling the same rights, protections, privacies, and freedoms that our founding fathers, soldiers, and Americans have been fighting and dying for since we were born as a nation.

One’s mind is only knowable through the things one expresses, be it in writing or spoken word. After taking a bunch of multiple-choice tests, one’s left only with one’s capacity to communicate.

I really don’t know what to say except there are even brilliant people in my career who have trouble writing a good sentence. In communications and PR, well-written messages, conveying complexity, simply, are so valuable yet so under-valued. While I have not yet read The Age of American Unreason, we’re too close to our own dumbing-down and have become what we fear in other countries: intolerance.

We don’t even see that our own personal behavior as a country, supposedly protecting us from tyranny and “wrong-doers,” is making us tyrannical! We’re sacrificing many of our freedoms of a perception of safety. Safety from what? After 9/11, there is not been a brutal follow-up of discotheque bombings, the like of which marred 1980s Europe. We have not had to suffer any of what the UK needed to suffer under the IRA. We have not needed to avoid city buses the way Israelis sometimes do during real and present threat.

Since 9/11, nothing’s happened. Nothing. And don’t even suggest that our democracy is 100% sealed against such things and that our military intelligence, our domestic intelligence, our federal and local police, our FBI, and our special operations commandoes can protect us were there another bold and well-funded attempt against any place in our continent. Impossible! Nothing’s happened.

And yet, our civil rights, our freedoms, and our personal privacy is constantly being eroded and threatened just because people are scared out-of-proportion to the real and present threat. Hell, we’re not being stolen from, we’re actively pursuing perceived security at whatever cost is necessary. Egad.

Back to writing. Back to communication. Back to anti-intellectualism. The problem is: people don’t know what “bad,” “wrong,” “imprecise,” “inarticulate,” or “confusing” writing is. I don’t buy the “anti-East Coast” thing. Mid-West universities are some of the best. There’s Rice and Austin even in TX! I see people pissing and moaning about how they need to use “SMS shorthand” on Twitter because Twitter keeps your microblogging posts under 140 characters. Well, I am “restricted” by 140 characters, too, as are we all; however, I use complete sentences, never blaming Twitter’s 140 limit!

I agree that one needs to read and read to become a better writer. It is like that in everything, including painting and photography. My dad was a shooter. He told me, “to know good photography, one must both shoot, shoot, but also look, look, look!” When your job is to communicate, “knowing social media” isn’t enough. We win gigs because we can communicate exceptionally. I don’t know German yet. I would never consider doing PR in Germany unless I hired exceptional writers and thinkers.

In America, yes, but around the world, subliteracy abounds. I love Frank Luntz’ tagline: “It is not what you say, it’s what they hear.” Understanding comprehension is key to controlling the message. When I started on USENET in ’93, it was still an ivory tower in many ways. You would win or lose argument threads through precise argument.

If I didn’t think my USENET post through, I would have my argument — my post — picked apart. The argument is every bit as important to communication and persuasion — the process and proof — as is the truth you’re trying to convey. Not being able to think through one’s own political or esoteric argument as well as being incapable of parsing and comprehending another’s argument is what is getting the United States into such a mess.

If you can’t map historical context, rigorous research, and experiential perspective to current events, you’re liable to be manipulated or persuaded against your will based on your emotions or fears instead of logic or reason. Yes, there is a sucker born every day, and it is my passion to do my best, day by day, to avoid being that sucker. I recommend that we all try to check the facts, the history, the recommendations, the logic, and the reason of all of the news and political discourse that we’re listening to right now, in these few days before the U.S. General Election.

Are you thinking things through or are you carrying someone else’s ideas, convictions, or beliefs? Do you even have your own? What do they even look like?

Thanks to All Who Have Blogged About the Fresh Air Fund

Chris Abraham — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:56:26 +0000

Thank you to all of the bloggers who have blogged about the Fresh Air Fund on their blogs over the last couple weeks! Please explore the posts below:

Fresh Air Fund Needs Host Families posted by Jane at Above Average Jane
Help Give A Kid A Break This Summer (US readers) posted by Lindsay at Activity Village Blog
Blog Business, and, Announcing a Big Birthday Bash Blogging Break posted by Alissa at Life’s Little Adventures
Fresh Air posted by Frank Almeida at Sugar & Spice
Fresh Air Fund posted by Baggage at Baggage
Help Low Income Kids have a great summer. posted by Michael Green at Bikeblog
Asking Bloggers to Blog posted by Ron McDaniel at Buzzodle
Support the Fresh Air fund posted by Clay Newton at Integrating Good
Fresh Air Fund Needs Your Help posted by someone at Blonde Mom Blog
Fresh Air Fund In Need of Host Families posted by Dawn at So a Blonde Walks Into a Review
Fresh Air Fund Needs Host Families posted by Toby at Diva Marketing Blog
Help These Children – In any way you can, please. posted by Steven at Bored Dad’s Roar
The Fresh Air Fund: an appeal for host families posted by Ruth at Brand Strategy
A Major Digression posted by Teresa at Brooklyn Backstretch
The Fresh Air Fund – call for host families posted by Camy Tang at Camy’s Loft
(Hot) Thursday Thoughts posted by Dan at Cerulean Sanctum
Help Children from Disadvantaged Communities Find Host Families for a Summer Program posted by Danny Fisher at Danny Fisher
I Need 200 Families Willing to Host a Child in August posted by Chris Abraham at Chris Abraham
Boing Boing Shout Out to the Fresh Air Fund posted by Chris Abraham at Chris Abraham
Charity needs host families posted by Eric at Christifideles
A Midsummer Start for Ceviches at Brooklyn Fields posted by Emily S. Rueb at The New York Times
Dream Big, Little Girl posted by Liza at Cool Mom Picks
A breath of Fresh Air posted by Christine at Mama’s Musings
The Fresh Air Fund posted by someone at Did You Ever Notice?
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Doug Rice at Ho Chi Minh City, Bangkok, and beyond
City Mice posted by Mike Dresser at The Dresser Cooperative
Do Something Good This Summer! posted by Shelah Davis at Ec’s Margaritaville
Fresh Air Fund Needs Your Help Helping City Kids posted by Faithful Progressive at Faithful Progressive
Give low-income city kids a chance to experience rural reality. posted by someone at Glamour Strip Poker : Streep Online Games Poker
Slideshow posted by someone at In Search Of Fatherhood(R)
Give low-income city kids a chance to experience rural reality. posted by Xeni Jardin at Best of the Green Web
Jesp In Tanzania posted by “Jesper Guhle Mogensen
” at Give a Kid a Break
Heart Crossings posted by someone at Fresh Air Fund
The Fresh Air Fund posted by someone at Hellesbelles Misconceptions on Life
Inner City Kids Get Some Fresh Air! posted by Leesa Garcia at News From France
Where Does Milk Come From? posted by someone at Jakartass
Fresh Air: the SM news release done right! posted by Lee Hopkins at Better Communication Results
Our Fresh Air Fund Experience posted by someone at The Weekly Muse from Love 2B Homeschoolers
Happy campers—not. posted by Bill Green at Make the Logo Bigger
Fresh Air Fund Appeal on Boing Boing posted by Chris Abraham at Marketing Conversation
Fresh Air Fund Needs Your Help posted by someone at Fresh Air Fund Needs Your Help by Mom blog
Give a Kid Some Fresh Air! posted by “Heidi Hess Saxton” at Mommy Monsters Inc.
Give a Kid Some Fresh Air! posted by “Heidi Hess Saxton” at Mommy Monsters Inc.
Can you host a city kid? posted by someone at Mom said nobody cares…
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Susthama at “Beyond the Clouds”
Fresh Air: the SM news release done right! posted by Wilson at Advisable
Remember summer vacations as a kid? posted by Sue Cramer at Praise and Coffee
The Fresh Air Fund program posted by someone at Jesus and Dark Chocolate
Fresh Air posted by Rick McKinley at Scituatedrev
Please help a City child. posted by Claude Scales at Self-Absorbed Boomer
Help Some Kids – Be A Fresh Air Host! posted by Phillip J Rhoades at Semjaza
Helping Children posted by Sharon at Keeper of the Home
Can You Help a Child Next Month? posted by Karen Hossink at Surviving Motherhood
Help Find Hosts For Fresh Air Fund Kids posted by Karl at Public Service/Community Announcements – at Tcritic The Daily T-Shirt Fasion and Design blog
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Julie at Teacherjulie.com
A breath of Fresh Air posted by Pieter de Waal at The 3rd Cord
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Court Stroud at The Existential Lip
Community – Fresh Air Funds Need Your Help posted by Ben at The Father Life
Fresh Air for Life posted by Sharon at reservoir
Fresh Air Fund posted by Lee Oden at LeeOdden
Fresh Air Fund posted by Sean Howard at
Fresh Air Fund posted by Ben at Thefatherlife
PSA for the FAF posted by Rachel at Velveteen Rabbi
Sunflowers, Marigolds, and Fresh Air posted by Rachel Carter at VermontVibes
Sunflowers, Marigolds, and Fresh Air posted by Rachel Carter at VermontVibes
5 Minutes Around the Blogosphere – Week posted by Erica Stall at 5 Minutes for the Mom
Fresh Air posted by Frank at Sugar & Spice
Fresh Air Fund Needs You posted by someone at BaristaNet
Beyond Words posted by Kathy at Fresh Air Fund Needs Your Help Helping City Kids
Offer them some fresh air posted by Gabrielle at Bloody Brilliant
Give low-income city kids a chance to experience rural reality. posted by Xeni Jardin at Boing Boing
Fresh Air posted by Crista Acosta at Crista Acosta
Hit The Books (Surviving Your Child’s Summer Vacation For Pennies A Day) posted by Chag at Cynical Dad
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Dave at Daves Bargain
Fresh Air Fund posted by Ben at The Father Life
Fresh Air Fund Needs Host Families posted by Toby at Find Tech Blogs
From Fresh Air Fund posted by Peter at Freaked Out Fathers
Fresh Air Program posted by Amy at In Pursuit of Prov. 31
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Jeff at Jeff Bar’s Blog
The Fresh Air Fund Needs Your Help posted by Megan at Jumping Monkey’s
Every Kid Deserves a Summer Vacation posted by Kenneth Walsh at Kennth In the 212
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Doug at Marketing Tech Blog
Urgent: A Quick Note From the Fresh Air Fund posted by Matthew at Matthewktabor
Adopt a Kid… For a Week posted by Rebecca at Fish Bowl Ny
Fresh Air For Urban Kids posted by someone at Meta-Dad
Links for 2008-07-14 posted by Douglas K at New With Me
Help a child have a great summer camp experience – Fresh Air Fund posted by Kate Trgovac at My Name is Kate
200 Inner City Kids need a Vacation Home in August: Give the Fresh Air Fund a Hand posted by Leconcierge at Now Public
The Fresh Air Fund posted by Willy Franzen at One Day One Internship
The Fresh Air Fund posted by someone at Craphammer
Fresh Air Fund Needs 200 More Families Willing to Host a Child in August posted by someone at Pr News Now
Fresh Air Fund Needs 200 More Families Willing to Host a Child in August posted by someone at Pr Web
Fresh Air Fund posted by Julia at Red Book
Fresh Air Fund seeking hosts for disadvantaged kids in the Northeast in August posted by Ross at Rossputin.com
200 Inner City Kids need a Vacation Home in August: Give the Fresh Air Fund a Hand posted by Serge at Serge the Concierge
Can You Help Give Kids Some Fresh Air? posted by Gavin at Servant of Chaos
Camp Day! posted by Aja T. Marsh at Stem + Leaf
The Fresh Air Fund Could Use Your Help posted by John Wall at Ronin Marketeer
Fresh Air program gives vacation for NYC kids posted by someone at Boedus Travel Blog – Web Digest of Travel Resources
Fresh Air Fund posted by someone at
Do you have a spare bed? posted by Gunner at This Is Smyrna, TN
the FRESHAIR fund posted by someone at Parenting Cares
Fresh Air For Urban Kids posted by David at Metadad Fatherhood Evolving
Is there room in your family for one more this August? posted by Domenico Bettilnelli jr. at Bettnett.com
Give a kid the gift of fresh air posted by someone at Marketing Conversation
Fresh Air Fund posted by Bobbi/Brian at Revolution of Love.com Blog

All of these posts have been collected since we started the campaign on July 16th!

I must say that my firm, Abraham Harrison, and I are much obliged! I must also add that so are the folks over at the Fresh Air Fund. We at Abraham Harrison are super-happy to have this opportunity to work with the Fresh Air Fund in their time of need. If you want to learn more about our appeal, please check out the informational page over at freshair.smnr.us, We have over 200 children scheduled for Fresh Air trips this summer and need your help to host or find hosts!

The Webb GI Bill Finally Signed Into Law

Chris Abraham — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:34:40 +0000

I am very pleased that Senator Jim Webb was able to get his Bill, the Webb GI Bill, signed into law because I have been ashamed of the way our government shows its appreciation to our vets of foreign wars, including the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Senator Webb is right, some of the most important minds of the greatest generation took advantage of the very generous resources offered to World War II veterans in the form of the GI Bill. So, here is the news release from the office of Senator Jim Webb (D-Va.). Thanks to my mom, another big fan of Senator Jim Webb, for sending me the below content.

WEBB GI BILL SIGNED INTO LAW
Monday, June 30, 2008
On Monday, June 30, President Bush signed into law landmark legislation introduced by Senator Jim Webb (D-Va.) to provide post-9/11 veterans with comprehensive educational benefits. Last week, the legislation was overwhelmingly passed by both the House of Representatives and Senate.
Senator Jim Webb introduced this bill eighteen months ago on his first day in office. The bipartisan measure– principally cosponsored by Sens. Chuck Hagel (R-NE), Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ), and John Warner (R-VA), has unprecedented support from all major veterans’ organizations, in addition to strong bipartisan support in Congress, with a House vote of 416 to 12, and a Senate vote of 92 to 6.
The following is a statement from Senator Webb:
“This is a great day for our veterans. This bill properly provides a modern and fair educational benefit to address the needs of those who answered the call of duty to our country–those who moved toward the sound of the guns–often at great sacrifice.
“Eighteen months ago, we began with the simple concept that those who have been serving since 9/11 should have the same opportunity for a first class educational future as those who served during World War II. Today, we have accomplished that goal.
“I would like to emphasize that this is not simply an expansion of veterans’ educational benefits. This is a new program, a deserved program. It has now been nearly seven years since 9/11 — seven years since those who have been serving in our military began earning the right for a proper wartime GI Bill.
“We have delivered this new, robust GI Bill with a great deal of collaboration and cooperation among members of the Senate, members of the House, and with the guidance and support of all of our nation’s leading veterans’ groups.
“It also gives me confidence and renewed hope that the Congress can begin working more effectively across party lines to do the work of the people.”
To read The Washington Post’s lead editorial, “What the GIs Deserve,” on Senator Webb’s efforts to pass a new GI Bill, please click here »
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I Hope a Whale Beaches Itself On You

Chris Abraham — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:23:20 +0000

My friend Momotaro, the fellow who created the banner for Memes.org, was so amused by the first comment that someone posted onto my blog post, Don’t Save the Whales and Don’t Save the Rainforest Either, that he created the following anthology of really intelligent put-downs, I Hope a Whale Beaches Itself On You — it is bloody brilliant!

Here’s the content of the book — the manuscript if you will — and here’s the source:

1. jenn wrote:
  i think you are a fucked up person considering you dont care about anything but your self i hope a whale beaches it self on you
  Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 6:46 pm #
2. Saul wrote:
  One thing is true if you are an extremist you are off balance. If you are a fundamentalist in any direction you are off balance. All this needs is a holistic approach. Make money, but don’t sacrifice your children for it. Save whales but make sure to not be depressed by the fact that you might not. Fucked up is what happens when you forget what is most important to your existence and your families existence – which is in the here and now.
  Thursday, January 3, 2008 at 7:14 pm #
3. johndoe@aol.com wrote:
  blow me, bitch! you need a brain.
  Tuesday, January 15, 2008 at 4:04 am #
4. Chris wrote:
  johndoe@aol.com »
  Charming.
  Tuesday, January 15, 2008 at 5:06 am #
5. Jessie wrote:
  I just happened to come across this essay because I was looking for an animal to write about for English class. I clicked on the logo because I am absolutely terrified of whales. I think your writing is very good, and I do agree that one should not focus on one single cause, forgetting about one’s loved ones. However, there are a large host of people who manage to care very deeply about vital causes such as hunger or poverty, and still put much devotion into family and personal life. I think I am going to traverse your writings, Chris.
  Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 10:38 pm #
6. taylor wrote:
  u r sick and u should not be so cruel u selfish thing!
  Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 10:17 am #
7. John wrote:
  Good job! A+
  Friday, February 8, 2008 at 6:19 pm #
8. noneyabuisness wrote:
  YOUR STUPID. YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL HATER YOU FACKOO. how can you not feel bad for them? your such a…gosh
  P.S. (save the polar bears) wolfs are awesome!
  Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 3:00 am #
9. logan wrote:
  save the d*** whales this guy dosen’t now what he is talking about the dumb A** what the H**l is your prob. beach a whale on him.
  Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm #
10. logan wrote:
  jhon shut the heck up you dumb A** gosh!
  Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 6:58 pm #
11. logan wrote:
  jessie you shut up to what is your guyzes problem save whales
  Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 7:00 pm #
12. Jennifer wrote:
  WAT DA HELL IS UR FUKIN PROBLEM U DUMASS UR SICK AND STUPID!!! HOW DO U NOT FEEL BAD FOR THEM, U DON’T HAVE A FUKIN HEART AND AND UR SELFISH SO GO TO HELL!!! IT’S FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT WHALES ARE IN DANGER
  GO SUCK A DICK!!!!!
  Sunday, February 24, 2008 at 10:53 pm #
13. Saul wrote:
  Jennifer – you really made me laugh. You are so eloquent in your deep discussion of a relevant topic. What have you done for the whales today?
  Monday, February 25, 2008 at 8:48 am #
14. Chelsea wrote:
  I think you are the biggest low life i have ever heard of the Whales and the rainforests deserve to be saved. how dare you write that appalling colunm it’s disgusting!!!!!!! I’m 13 and i think thats saying something
  Monday, March 3, 2008 at 8:12 am #
15. Chris wrote:
  Chelsea »
  Cheslea, did you read the article?
  Monday, March 3, 2008 at 10:00 am #
16. Emiily Scott wrote:
  Hey you need to seriously sort ya self out! Why the hell don’t you care about anything but yourself! I hope you sometime need a transplant and dont get one and then ypu need someone but nooo we shouldn’t SAVE YOU!
  Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm #
17. Nancy wrote:
  YOUUUUUUUUUU ARE GAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 3:01 pm #
18. Abe wrote:
  BAHHHH HUMBUG!!!
  SAVE THE WHALES!
  NOT YOU!
  YA STUPID WITCH
  Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm #
19. Ben wrote:
  Not that i agree with him, but he has every right to express his opinion on the subject, he does have some good points, but…
  Thursday, March 6, 2008 at 12:51 am #
20. Sydney wrote:
  KILL THE CHRIS!! KILL THE CHRIS!! cMON EVERYBODY, DONT SAVE THE CHRIS ABRAHAMS!!! considering he doesnt care about anything but himself. hes gonna ruin the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm #
21. Sydney wrote:
  SCREW U TOO BEN!!
  Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm #
22. Chris wrote:
  Sydney, you mean “Kill the Humans,” right? I never named any particular whale, such as Shamu or Willy, right?
  Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 6:19 pm #
23. Chris wrote:
  Oh, and I should also add, “Don’t Save the Humans,” either.
  Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 6:19 pm #
24. Cecily wrote:
  I AGREE WITH JENIFER!!! WHOO-HOO! I SAY EVERTHING SHE SAYS!!!
  Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 9:00 pm #
25. sydney wrote:
  u r a total psycho!!! If u dont want to help save the wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous planet god gave u to live on, u have mental issues!! U shouldbe locked up somewhere in SOLITARY DETENTION!!!!! SAVE THE WHALES!!!!!!!! and dont listen to this stupid idiot fag chris abraham, who says “kill the children!!” u were a kid once, how would u feel if u were a kid browsing the web, and came cross a site saying ‘kill the children’?? Whats wrong with you?? ur momma musta dropped u on ur head or something when u were a kid. peace!!
  Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 9:22 pm #
26. korney wrote:
  ur a fag it is porple like u that kill the world off!! if someone to have there world stay around for awhile then that is there buisness dont tell them how to live there life so go kill ur self
  Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 12:01 am #
27. Tookie wrote:
  i think that u should have a heart for creatures lives and u should balance it out with ur family. whales and other animals have lives just like us and have families too but r being hunted and seperated from them. u can do simple things at home too u know. by the way, why did u bring this subject up anyway sam? is it something related to u?
  Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 8:40 am #
28. Tookie wrote:
  hey jerks! leave him alone! mhe can freely express himself. i dont agree with but dont put him down for his personal opion!
  Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 8:55 am #
29. Bobby wrote:
  Tookie, we are not jerks, WE are just freely expressing ourselves, and i think that when Chris was a baby his momma dropped him on his head, fed him stupid juice, and then sucked his brain out with a vaccum. TO CHRIS: YOU ARE A STUPID RETARDED A** H***!!! I hope one day, you need serious help, but the people say “No we are using that to save the whales.” Than ‘technically’ we are not sayng “KILL THE CHRIS” But we are still killing you. Go to hell. I agree with anyone who says chris is a dick.
  Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm #
30. Thomas wrote:
  I agree with Bobby, if he means a DIRTY dick.
  Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 5:23 pm #
31. Andrew wrote:
  You are a FART, SHIT
  Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:21 am #
32. and wrote:
  You DA BIAN
  Monday, March 10, 2008 at 8:22 am #
33. Chris wrote:
  I call all you crazy 14-year-olds the Whale-Qaeda!
  Monday, March 10, 2008 at 12:10 pm #
34. Melissa wrote:
  okay i think there needs to be a balance. You should be able to spend the majority of your time in your life, but also take the time to help others, including the whales. Yes, the theme of saving yourself first and the world will follow suit, is a popular one, and if you think about it, it makes sense. You can do your best and until you can be your best, and that includes home life.
  so i agree with you Chris (guys don’t freak out on me), but maybe you could have said this in a less offending and extreme way.
  Save the whales, but save yourself and the people in your life too, is what i think you’re trying to say.
  okay i’m done ahha
  Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm #
35. Sydney’s BFF wrote:
  Whatever Chris you’re a jerk. There’s a difference between expressing your opinion gently and then there’s just insanity. You’re nowhere in between, you’re a psycho person. In your quest to kill off the children and whales and all things beautiful just because you’re not, you have proved to everyone who visits this psycho site that you actually do care by attracting more attention to the cause. Thanks Chris, for helping save the whales, but you still belong in a strait jacket somewhere until you see a poor whale being harpooned and you’ll see what it’s really like. Until then, read all these messages people leave you and PLEASE, PLEASE reconsider you opinion. Suppose someone was looking for a house in your neighborhood and shot and killed you because they wanted your house to be yours. Well that’s what it’s like to be harpooned by some jerk-off fishermen
  SERIOUSLY DUDE TAKE SOME DEEP THINKING TIME FOR YOURSELF AND RECONSIDER. SAVE THE WHALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 11:55 pm #
36. Sydney’s BFF wrote:
  Oh and in my previous message I meant to say they wanted your house to be theirs.
  Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 11:56 pm #
37. Lasse wrote:
  wow, thats what i call a discussion! @ all you radical americans talking about saving the world while driving huge ass cars to the next steak house drive-in; whales are just animals and they deserve to live and than to be eaten like any pig and cow you guys have for breakfast. enjoy everybody
  Friday, March 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm #
38. elly wrote:
  ur an ass.fuck u
  Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 9:14 pm #
39. Chris wrote:
  What does “ur” mean and what is “u?” Fuck University? What are you trying to say to me, Elly?
  Monday, March 17, 2008 at 12:04 am #
40. fsdasjkfsdfjk@hotmai wrote:
  thats rite dont save those bastards
  Monday, March 17, 2008 at 2:51 am #
41. Sydney wrote:
  “ur” is an abbreviation of youre and “u” is an abbreviation of you. idiot.
  Friday, March 21, 2008 at 5:04 pm #
42. Chris wrote:
  Duh.
  Friday, March 21, 2008 at 7:16 pm #
43. What the hell wrote:
  u sicko how could you be so fucking fucked up in the head. whales deserve a right to live, unlike you. fuck you
  Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 10:33 am #
44. Chris wrote:
  You did not read the article, did you? Can you read? I am beginning to think that we need to save the children, save the teens, and work on sub-literacy and illiteracy in the US, Australia, and other English-speaking nations that suffer under the weight of such ignorant activists.
  Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm #
45. Syzmatomtia wrote:
  98% of all species on earth have fallen to extinction, without the help of man. The other 2% will eventually face extinction as well. It is indeed a natural progression of any ecosystem for old species to pass away and new species to be born.
  Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 4:17 pm #
46. Ashley wrote:
  U R A ass hole 4 not saving the whales u should be more caring. U need to get a life and a personality.&&&&&&U should go and fuck yourself…………….
  ……………………
  THANK 4 NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF (((((NOT))))
  Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 2:48 am #
47. J. Miller wrote:
  Request permission to use the image ‘don’t save the whales’ for a university newsletter cover with theme ‘taboo’. Please.
  Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 4:34 am #
48. Chris wrote:
  Yes, please use it as often and as freely as you like!
  Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 10:46 am #
49. Lila wrote:
  People’s pathedic lives are not half as important as that of the whales, rainforests, and etc. Go fuck yourself and save the fucking whales you cock sucker
  Friday, March 28, 2008 at 12:04 am #
50. Monica wrote:
  Is this a social experiment?
  Friday, March 28, 2008 at 12:16 am #
51. sarah wrote:
  Dude, love the whales and stop being a hater. How would you feel if people took you out of your home and killed you?! It wouldn’t feel good would it?
  Friday, March 28, 2008 at 5:10 pm #
52. Chris wrote:
  sarah »
  That was a very persuasive argument.
  Friday, March 28, 2008 at 5:50 pm #
53. Ashely wrote:
  WHAT THE SAM HELL R U THINKING DUMBO IF U WANNA THREAT THOSE ENDANGERED CREATURES U’LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME AND THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT WROTE ABOUT UR STUPID PARAGRAPH AND JUST SO U KNOW WHALES R MY FAVORITE ANIMALS SO INSTEAD OF NOT SAVING THE WHALES LET’S KICK U OFF OF EARTH AND NOT SAVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U SHOULD DO A WEBSITE CALLED http://WWW.CHECK OUT HOW STUPID I AM.COM U SHOULD REALLY DO THAT U WILL NEVER WIN
  Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 12:08 am #
54. Chris wrote:
  Did you read the article? Do you know how to spell? Can you take your finger off the shift key, please?
  Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 8:58 am #
55. Smilee wrote:
  rele have u got nuffin better to do wiv ur life than write horrible stuff about whales. if u hate whales so much y not keep it 2 urself?? anyways i love whales and i dont kno how any1 can want them 2 b killed … so plz stop writin horrible stuff!!!
  Monday, April 7, 2008 at 5:25 pm #
56. alley wrote:
  You are a sick person. Don’t save whales? How cruel. You should think twice.
  Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 2:15 am #
57. Aman wrote:
  Chris Abraham kill that bicth.
  Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm #
58. Aman wrote:
  Theres a bicth named Chris Abraham
  He should die
  Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 3:25 pm #
59. Aman wrote:
  Chris Abraham does not have the right to live.
  Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm #
60. Chris wrote:
  Whale-Qaeda!
  Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 4:32 pm #
61. nunyabusiness wrote:
  Chris, I understand the ability to express your feelings, but maybe you should do it in a better way. I AM A CHILD, AND WHAT YOU JUST SAID SICKENS ME!!! I also feel the need to say that whales are my favorite animals, and this is so out of line and wrong. They are part of our ecosystem and you should be ashamed of yourself. What people are doing is taking mothers away from their babies, or taking away a wife or husband. Do you have a wife? A kid? A mom? How would you feel if someone shot one of them? Not to good, huh? I think that you should really reconsider and think about how whales are one of the smartest mamals and have feelings and families too before you write such things.
  Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 3:49 pm #
62. nunyabusiness wrote:
  oh, by the way, I’m not the same “NONEYABUSINESS” as one of the earlier ones, I didn’t see that one. By the way, I also agree with sarah.
  Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 3:52 pm #
63. Chris wrote:
  What you you mean by child? 8? That is the age of a child.
  Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 10:30 pm #
64. nunyabusiness wrote:
  actually, I’m seven. so think of how smart i am— unlike you. i was looking for whales because i like them, and i found this.
  Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 11:46 pm #
65. nunyabusiness wrote:
  oh, and you also, you must have no come back because all you said was the child thing.
  Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 11:47 pm #
66. chris abraham wrote:
  It was not a come back. 7 is very young and you are brilliant. No, I would not want my family to be shot. And, if you’ll read the article I wrote, I never said one thing about hurting whales. I sort of said, “don’t let your family get shot before you save the whales.” My blog is too sophisticated for someone your age. I am pretty sure my site is blocked by the net nanny software your parents should be using.
  Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 9:11 am #
67. bree wrote:
  wow ur fucked up whales are the best and its because of ass holes like you that our animals are becoming endangered and extinct
  Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 12:11 am #
68. Dannii wrote:
  You are so mean, and i hope u rot in hell bcoz u r so mean n u dont vcare about anyone but yourself bcoz ur so selfish!!!!
  Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 11:04 am #
69. Kaitlyn and McKenna wrote:
  CRAP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Monday, April 28, 2008 at 8:02 pm #
70. Chris wrote:
  Crap me?
  Monday, April 28, 2008 at 9:26 pm #
71. shmo wrote:
  YES U!!!! WHAT DO U THINK!! U ARE SOOOOOO RETARDEDLY STUPID!! I WISH I COULD MEET U IN PERSON WIT SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT HATE YOU SO WE COULD SERIOUSLY DAMAGE UR FACE!!!!!
  Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 10:23 pm #
72. SHMO wrote:
  good job nonyebussiness, i spelled that wrong. its good that young people are taking an intrest in saving our world!! keep it up!
  Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 10:25 pm #
73. shmo wrote:
  hey anyone who hates chris lets almost kill him to see howq he likes it them feed him to the whales!!!! that will show him!!!
  Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 10:30 pm #
74. Chris wrote:
  Yes. That would be fantastic, you Whale-Qaeda!
  Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 11:52 pm #
75. Chris wrote:
  Shmo, you amuse me.
  Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 11:54 pm #
76. shmo wrote:
  glad i do cause i will be writing stuff quite often. FYI!!!
  P.S. what does Whale-Qaeda mean?
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 12:04 am #
77. shmo wrote:
  ugh.. u piss me off soooo much!!!! u arogant, retarded, stupid fool!!!!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 12:05 am #
78. Chris wrote:
  
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 12:35 am #
79. wafflez wrote:
  i cant believe that u would make a website based on not saving the whales…u wanna kill whales? u might as well just fuckin kill me! better yet, kill urself! the world doesnt need bastards like u here to ruin it! ppl wanna help keep the world a better place and help the enviornment!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 12:44 am #
80. SHMO!!!! wrote:
  WOO HOO!!!! I LOVE U WAFFELZ! ( THATS ONLY CAUSE I KNOW U!) WE SAID! WE DONT NEED TO CHRIS, GO DIE IN A HOLE. AND I AM VERY LITERATE THANK U VERY MUCH!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 1:33 am #
81. SHMO wrote:
  ooops! spelling errors. it says well said.
  and we dont need u chris
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 2:05 am #
82. Cola wrote:
  you are one fucked up person. people like you should be extinct. i’d much rather have whales, rhinos, manatees, pandas, koalas, tigers, dolphins, elephants, ect. than assholes like you!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 2:58 am #
83. LOEN! wrote:
  seriously.. where does all this hate cum from? answer that!! ugh u r so fukin retarded! GO TO REHAB!!!!!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 3:02 am #
84. I LOVE WHALES!!! wrote:
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 3:15 am #
85. I LOVE WHALES!!! wrote:
  [IMG]http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii46/xoxlucylou11xox/my%20sayings/whales-1.gif[/IMG]
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 3:18 am #
86. I LOVE WHALES!!! wrote:
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 3:18 am #
87. SHMO!!! wrote:
  GO TO THIS AND READ IT!!!! IT TOTALLY APPLIES!!!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 3:19 am #
88. I LOVE WHALES!!! wrote:
  GO TO HELL!!!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 3:22 am #
89. I LOVE WHALES!!! wrote:
  CLICK ON MY NAME AND READ IT U BASTARD!
  Friday, May 2, 2008 at 3:22 am #
90. I LOVE WHALES!!! wrote:
  Click on this! how does that make you feel? what if you were a whale? do u want me to HARPOON u?! huh?!
  http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/whales-sl-06_small.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/whales.html&h=273&w=200&sz=9&hl=en&start=46&tbnid=Ea4oBdMsazeAsM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=83&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkilling%2Bof%2Bwhales%26start%3D40%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 1:50 am #
91. Queso wrote:
  you are a fucking dick hole and you need to go die in hell!!!!!!!! how would you feel if i came to your house and used all your fat for oil ( the world would never run out) so wat we cant save our own problems ( im 14 i dont have a family so if i want to save the world nothing is stopping me) go to HELL FAG
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 2:01 am #
92. SHMO!! wrote:
  WOO HOO!!!! U SAID IT QUESO! ugh!! chris u r such an asshole!! i f dont care about this planet, then y dont u die!!! cause noone would miss u and its people like u killing the world, while my frends and i are trying to save it!!
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 3:19 am #
93. kerryraine@yahoo.com wrote:
  you are pathetic, and i was not going to respond at all, you are one person, on this planet, you are just a protazoa, a germ, and most of all insignifficant , do you honestly thibk that what you say means anything to anyone.
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 10:10 am #
94. Chris wrote:
  No, Kerry, I don’t.
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 5:23 pm #
95. Chris wrote:
  You guys make me crazy but I just laugh. Please, read the article.
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm #
96. Phillip J Rhoades wrote:
  I LOVE WHALES!!!, those photos make me hungry. I only eat dolphin aggressive tuna.
  Queso and SHMO!!, the world doesn’t need your saving. Get over your sense of human importance. Get over the idea that extinction isn’t natural. It is natural. We are natural superpredators and it is our purpose to cause extinction. 98% of every life form that has ever been on this planet has become extinct, even before we arrived.
  yes Kerry, we are all unimportant, so is the whale in the ocean, and the sea turtle, and the great bald eagle. They are just species waiting for the natural end, and that end is extinction. It will come with or without us.
  Death is normal. Creatures attacking and eating other creatures is natural. This is life. This is nature. And as part of nature this is also what we do.
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 9:09 pm #
97. Queso wrote:
  we make a choice to kill or not so if i want to save the world I WILL AND I CAN so you can go fuck chris abraham! you are perfect for each other! how can whales and dolphins taste good? they are blubber…you are a disgusting pig!
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 10:08 pm #
98. I LOVE WHALES!!! wrote:
  are you kidding me?! THOSE PICTURES MADE ME GO FUCKING VEGETARIAN YOU FAT CANIBLE! YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO EAT YOUR DOG OR YOUR MOM! AFTER SEEING THAT MEAT IS DISGUSTING AND I REGRET EVER EATING IT! OMFG YOU MOTHER FUCKER DICK SUCKERS ARE SO GROSS!
  Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 10:12 pm #
99. SHMO!!! wrote:
  WHAT THE HELL IS UR FUCKIN PROBLEM PHILIP!!! YES EXTINCTION IS NATURAL, BUT THE REASON THAT THE WHALES ARE GOING EXCTINCT, IS BECAUSE OF FUCKIN DICK SUCKERS LIKE YOU THAT EAT THEM!! THAT IS WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO PREVENT! WITHOUT ASS HOLES LIKE YOU!, THERE WOULD BE NO PROBLEM!! YEA… U AND CHRIS SHOULD GO OUT, ITS PERFECT. UGH!!! U PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKIN SCREWED UP!! GO DIE IN A HOLE U ASS HOLES!!
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 1:05 am #
100. Chris wrote:
  Mark, is that you? Mark, are you SHMO? You’re SHMO, right? Come on, you can tell me. It’s so good! You almost had be fooled. Good one!
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 2:46 am #
101. Shmo! wrote:
  WHAT THE HELL U RETARD?!?!? MY NAME IS NOT MARK! I SWEAR TO THE WHALES THAT WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE!
  I’M NOT MARK
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 2:59 am #
102. Phillip J Rhoades wrote:
  We are natural too. It doesn’t matter if we’re the cause for extinction or not, because all species meet extinction at some point or another. It is normal and natural for species to become extinct.
  Also, I (like two thirds of the world) have no problem eating dog meat. A dog is just another beast and just more food for me.
  The world doesn’t need saving, because the world will continue without you, without whales, without any of what is now. All that is now will fade away. All that is now will move on into non-existence. It is normal. It is natural for what is to pass away, to give way to what comes after.
  Let me say this one more time:
  Extinction is natural.
  We are natural.
  We are a natural cause of natural extinction.
  It is okay for things to die and species to end.
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 7:50 am #
103. Phillip J Rhoades wrote:
  It is only the human ego that makes us believe we are the caretakers or destroyers of the world. We are not so important.
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 8:03 am #
104. Queso wrote:
  God made us to be the caretakes of the world he did not want us to be the destroyers of this wonderful world we have made into a a living HELL for every thing that we think is not as smart as us so yes it is up to us to save animals from dum fucking dicks like you all.Phillip, if your so hungry why i dont come HARPOON you and your family so then you all and have a nice big dinner! how would that make you feel! oh you would be ded so i guess that would not matter!!!!! and i would feel just fine!!!
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm #
105. shmo! wrote:
  Phillip, it is niot our ego that wants to save the world, we simply want to preserve it! becuase of retards like u and chris, the world and many of it animals are going to die, NOT IN A NATURAL WAY!!! THEY ARE DIYING BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LKE YOU THAT WANT TO EAT THE WHALES! WITHOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD… THERE WOULD BE NO PROBLEM!! get it? or is that to confuzing for your stupid little head? u r such a fuckin pig!! u need help if u want to eat ur dog. yea y dont we just cum harpoon u and chris and them feed u to the whales?? HUH??? how does that sound?
  and dont talk to us like we are five! we are very intellegent teenagers THAT ARE TRYING TO PRESERVE OUR WORLD UNLIKE DICK SUCKER LIKE U!!!
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 4:22 pm #
106. penny wrote:
  so u Kill the Manatees, Kill the Children, Kill the Tigers, Kill the Dolphins, Kill the Bay, Kill the World, Kill the Koala, Kill the Pandas, Kill the Rhinos, Kill the Elephant or Kill the Whales. Y???? if u kill them, then u will die too! ever thought of that smart ass? yea cause even if we loose plankton, our whole ecosystem will be screwed up!! so if u kill all those animals then u will die and go to hell! God would not want u to be in his kingdom later for u to screw that up to.
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 5:08 pm #
107. penny wrote:
  so u Kill the Manatees, Kill the Children, Kill the Tigers, Kill the Dolphins, Kill the Bay, Kill the World, Kill the Koala, Kill the Pandas, Kill the Rhinos, Kill the Elephant and Kill the Whales. Y???? if u kill them, then u will die too! ever thought of that smart ass? yea cause even if we loose plankton, our whole ecosystem will be screwed up!! so if u kill all those animals then u will die and go to hell! God would not want u to be in his kingdom later for u to screw that up to.
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 5:09 pm #
108. Phillip J Rhoades wrote:
  It does not matter if humanity becomes extinct. We are also a natural creature and that is an end we must face. So, no I don’t care if the current world passes away. There is no problem. People cause extinction, like any dominant animal in an ecosystem it will cause a hardship on the other creatures. This is normal and natural. We are natural creatures and eating and killing other creatures is natural behavior for human beings. Stasis is not natural. The world changes. Life forms and species pass away and new species are born from what is left behind. The survival of any species currently on this planet (including the human species) is not of paramount importance. The ecosystem will recover. It will change into something new, with life forms that have never existed before. Species die out and it is normal and natural. When they die out from us (a natural creature just like any other creature) it is also normal and natural. When we meet our own extinction it will be normal and natural. Life on this planet does not need us and will continue despite what we do to the current set of plants and animals on this planet. The worst we can do is end what is, but that does not end the future of life on this planet. Life has survived ice ages, meteors, volcanic ash laden skies, and more. This world will survive us. the individual species that exist now do not matter. Their fate, our fate, it is of no consequence. The world will simply change and grow, old will pass away and new will thrive. Weak will become extinct and strong will evolve. What you lack is a full vision of the world, of life, of the universe.
  Humanity is a natural creature.
  Extinction is natural.
  Extinction caused by a natural creature (such as humanity) is natural, normal, and okay.
  The extinction of the human species (or any species) is of no great importance in the world.
  The continuation of the human species (or any species) is of no great importance either.
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 7:25 pm #
109. shmo wrote:
  SHUT THE HELL UP!! O my god.. yes it is natural, but the way that the whales and other animals are dyeing is NOT! so shut up! idc if its natural, th whales and other marine animals cannot go extinct if we want our ecosystem to survive without major issues. stop acting like a smart ass!
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 7:59 pm #
110. Phillip J Rhoades wrote:
  The current ecosystem will simply be replaced by a new one. The whales may not be a part of it, we may not be a part of it. That does not matter. Change is normal. Extinction is part of that natural change. We are part of the natural order. That which we do is natural.
  The way the whales are dying is in fact natural. It is caused by the natural creature that is humanity.
  Species dying out is normal, natural, and okay. It is the way things have always been. It was this way before the human creature arrived, and will be this way long after we depart.
  The mistake in your thinking, is the idea that humanity is somehow not a natural creature. The idea that humanity is somehow outside of nature. That is simply untrue. WE are a natural product of the ecosystem. We are a natural result of what came before. What we do is part of nature.
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 8:19 pm #
111. shmo! wrote:
  there is no dounght in my mind that we are natural, but they way that the whales are dying IS NOT NATURAL!without us, they would be fine! how do u not c this? yes things die and new things replace them, but in this case when a certain species hat is sellfish becuase they want to eat an endangered aimals, this is not natural. WHY ARE U THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES NOT SEE THIS?
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 9:07 pm #
112. shmo wrote:
  How old r u any way? cause u act like u r some old smart fart! but ur not!
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 9:08 pm #
113. Phillip J Rhoades wrote:
  Without us they would simply die off from some other reason or creature. Species eat and decimate other species. It is in fact natural for one species to obliterate other species. Why are there so few who realize this? The reason would be the mass media propagation of the idea that ecological stasis is the norm. In fact, ecological stasis is neither normal or natural.
  Ecological change, disaster, and rebirth are normal.
  Sunday, May 4, 2008 at 9:15 pm #
114. shmo wrote:
  so u get it? that without the humans they would not by extinct right now? o finally ur stupid liitle brain takes in some sense. that i what i have been trying to say, that yes the whales would have died without us, but the fact of the matter is that they are dying right now! yes all creatures eat eachother, but the human race is way to universal and we eat creatures that we dont need to eat, and that are supposed to live longer. GET IT YET??? if not i will be back later!!
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 2:08 am #
115. Phillip J Rhoades wrote:
  The point being, it does not matter if humans are the cause or a meteor or some other creature. Extinction is normal and natural. Human beings are a natural creature leading to the natural extinction of other creatures. We are not outside of the ecosystem. We are part of the ecosystem. Nothing that we do is unnatural. Everything that we do is a natural extension of the ecological system. If we’re causing an extinction or many extinctions that is only a normal and natural progression of life and evolution. We are not above nature, and what we do is a part of the natural cycle.
  It is completely and totally okay in the grand and massive scheme of life on this planet for creatures to become extinct. yes, it’s even okay for a natural creature, like humans, to cause the extinction of other creatures. It is the norm. It is the way it has always been. It doesn’t matter if it’s us or something else. Everything meets extinction eventually.
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 4:14 am #
116. somebody wrote:
  This is awfull. of course we must save the whales!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 6:32 am #
117. no name wrote:
  SAVE THE WHALES!!! I am with shmo we HAVE 2 HELP THEM I MEAN WITHOUT THE HUMANS WHALES WOULD BE FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 6:35 am #
118. Will Litchfield wrote:
  Don’t save the whales?
  What the hell is wrong with you, jesus christ. If whales are the devils servants then you are the devil!
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 3:38 pm #
119. Chris wrote:
  Will Litchfield » What does that even mean? And, please don’t call me Jesus Christ.
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 7:44 pm #
120. Chris wrote:
  somebody » How are you saving the whales today?
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 7:44 pm #
121. shmo! wrote:
  thank you no name! as to you phillip… i dont inderstand why you need to wirte such long blogs, its really qite annoying! we need to save the whales becuase someone said before even if we loose plankton, you know those tiny miniscule things in our ocean, we willl be in big trouble. so imagine what would happen if we lost the whales or the manatees, or penguins, polor bears, etc. get my onsomble?
  Chris will litchfield is just a name it doesnt mean anything, dont be a wise ass. and i bet “somebody” is figuring out what to do, you cant expect everyone to just start something right away!
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm #
122. 36987 wrote:
  wow! that was insightful!
  Monday, May 5, 2008 at 10:32 pm #
123. shmo wrote:
  ok i think that was a waste of time and space if i do say so myself
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 2:21 am #
124. Chris wrote:
  shmo! » That logic doesn’t work, Shmo. The lower the order the more important the species is: plankton and coral are essential ingredients of undersea life while whales and manatees; penguins and polar bears, higher up in the chain, are really less essential. Losing bees is a big deal, losing man isn’t. Losing algae is a big deal, losing the blue whale isn’t. That said, as we have been discussing via email, I am not a proponent of whale-killing and am in fact more of a green freak now that I have ever been. I moved to Europe, gave up a car, ride by bike, go to the green grocers and buy veggies without plastic bags and carry them home in a reusable cotton bag. When I need to go far, I choose the train, when I need to go close, I take the subway or mount my bike. My footprint is low and I am active in my community.
  What have you done for he whales or for the environment lately — besides attacking me?
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 6:46 am #
125. Chris wrote:
  shmo » Well, I am some old smart fart! I am 38! 38 is old!
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 6:48 am #
126. shmo wrote:
  geeezz!! what the heck! someones angry today?! thats good and i am gld that u are doing that. it doesnt madder where on the food chain the whales are. they obviously had a purpose on this earth, or they would not be here. why is that so hard for people to understand?? it doesnt madder where they are they are here and important, maybe not as important as other species, but they are still. After reading ur “posts” my friends were very alarmedd, and so we have been making flyers, that we are actually going to give out at school today! what do u think about that? huh? public awarness? we arent adults, so we cannot do as much, but we ARE DOING ALL THAT WE CAN WITH WHAT WE ARE GIVEN!!!!
  O and by the way, about my last six blogs were not directed to you, they were to Phillip! but thank you for telling me ur age, becuase i was wondering about that!
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm #
127. Chris wrote:
  shmo » I appreciate you for engaging with me and for opening yourself up to this conversation and for calling me out on being controversial — really, the title of my article has very little to do with the whales or the rain forests, it has to do with family, but I knew that “Don’t Save the Whales” and the graphic would get a lot of attention. How old are you?
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 1:53 pm #
128. shmo wrote:
  it doesnt madder what the objective is, you diplayed this on the iternet,and now you have to live with the consequences.
  I don not need to reveal my age, that is of no importance.
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 5:53 pm #
129. Chris wrote:
  shmo » Well, je ne regret rien.
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 10:33 pm #
130. shmo wrote:
  what the heck does that mean?
  Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 10:40 pm #
131. Chris wrote:
  shmo » “je ne regret rien” means, “I regret nothing.” In French.
  Wednesday, May 7, 2008 at 2:31 pm #
132. shmo wrote:
  and how do u think that i would know that?
  well ok then, becuase u better be prepared for people to continue hating you for what you have said and posted, especially if the whale situation becomes worse.
  Wednesday, May 7, 2008 at 10:04 pm #
133. Chris wrote:
  shmo » Well, I do expect illiterate and ignorant people to continue to write poorly-written sub-literate comments full of swearing and very little thought, that’s for sure. It has been happening for well over 3 years.
  Thursday, May 8, 2008 at 8:16 am #
134. shmo wrote:
  i think that the people that write on here are very literate, intellegent, and that swearing is common, becuase of the posts that u have posted. just shut up… u write on here too!
  Thursday, May 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm #
135. shmo wrote:
  and there is a lot of thought that goes into writing, i should think that u know that… but maybe not!
  Thursday, May 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm #
136. Chris wrote:
  shmo » There is no literacy or intelligence. The English and grammar is appalling — including your grammar and spelling. You should be ashamed. I hope you get into college.
  Thursday, May 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm #
137. shmo wrote:
  what the heck! this is only cause it doesnt madder! if i was turning in a paper for a grade then it would be good. when people are on here we dont care if the spelling is wrong!
  I’m not ashamed! idc.
  and i will get into college. there is still thought that goes into it, whether u believe it or not!
  Thursday, May 8, 2008 at 11:39 pm #
138. kevin wrote:
  BLOW ME!!!!!!………. A BUBLE!!! I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THAT SHMO HAS SAID! THERE IS THOUGHT THAT GOES INTO THESE (WELL NOT REALY MINE) BUT WIT EVERYONE ELSES! AND YES I AM NOT USING GOOD LANGUAGE, BECUASE I DONT CARE WHAT U THINK! U NEED TO RECONSIDER UR IDEAS AND HOW U DISPLAY THEM!
  Friday, May 9, 2008 at 3:21 am #
139. shmo wrote:
  well thank u for ur agreeing, but ur words did not really prove my point. but thats ok! thanks! i think so too!
  Friday, May 9, 2008 at 3:22 am #
140. Chris wrote:
  shmo » You undermine all of your arguments because you communicate sub-literally… it really does madder (sic) — all the time. There is never a time when it doesn’t madder (sic). The entire world will dismiss comments like these — dismissing you as poorly-versed and poorly-informed. Ignorant, really, although I know you aren’t, Shmo.
  Friday, May 9, 2008 at 7:04 am #
141. shmo wrote:
  shut up!! therea re times where u can use akranims and poor spelling ( like i just did) cause it
  Friday, May 9, 2008 at 9:43 pm #
142. shmo wrote:
  noone cares!i am not poorly literate! infact i love to write and english is one of my best subjects. i will admit that i am a bad speller, but thats ok, cause WHEN I CARE ABOUT IT… i will fix it and re-read my work, but on here, iam not going to waste my time! get it?
  Friday, May 9, 2008 at 9:46 pm #
143. shmo wrote:
  no one cares!i am not poorly literate! infact i love to write and english is one of my best subjects. i will admit that i am a bad speller, but thats ok, cause WHEN I CARE ABOUT IT… i will fix it and re-read my work, but on here, iam not going to waste my time! get it?
  Friday, May 9, 2008 at 9:46 pm #
144. lizzy wrote:
  well, i would first like to say that i have borwsed this web all over and have read every blog, so that chris could not call my uninfromed.
  Now, why would you evoke such an image on the web if ur point was totally different? i guess for attention- public awarness- but dont complain now.
  My family is complete. i have two wonderful children, i live in australia where i am a marine biologist, and my husband studies mamal existence. so why should we not save the world? even if my family was messed up, i would still save the world, becuase i care. all the “stupid wahle queadas” as u say are doing the same thing, but in smaller picture, as they cannot do as much as us adults. i do not agree that you descriminate against them, becuase they are trying to make our future bright and becuase they care. if we dont trust them… then who will? and who will fix our previous mistakes?
  as i have read these blogs, i can agree with both sides. not the family issues, but if we should get involved. as few have said, god has made us care takers of this world, but is it our job to fix it? i mean there are two sides, a) that god has everything planned out that we fix what has been odne, or b) that he has the future organized that we dont need to help. now to decide which one to go with, you need to follow what you believe, and stick with it, dont give up.
  as to the teenagers, keep up your commitment to our planet and follow you dreams, they will come true.
  Chris, i would appreciate if you would stop bashing my fututre and yours. they are literate and i see shmos point of how puncuation and speeling doesnt madder, i dont care right now either.
  Phillip~ i have to agree that you have some excelletn points! but then again i am back to my spiritual ways of believe what you believe.
  chris i must say that your arrogance is very… excentutating. it shows that you will commit to what you have started, and that is good even though you get so much grief. i do believe however that the grief you get is very apprehensive and undersatndable.
  thank you for reading my long speil, feel free to blog back to me for info and advice of how you can help.
  Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 4:02 am #
145. shmo wrote:
  wow! lizzy i am so glad that you have said that! you are seriously living my dream, i mean australia, thats my goal! well thank you, i am glad that adults see us as a bright beacon for them in the future! and that some think we contribute a lot! thank you
  Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 4:04 am #
146. Chris wrote:
  lizzy » How can you be an adult woman with children and a scientist husband and be able to write like this, “My family is complete. i have two wonderful children, i live in australia where i am a marine biologist, and my husband studies mamal (sic) existence. so why should we not save the world?” Mammal! Mammal! The job your husband does every day is studying Mammals, with two els. Besides, “excentutating” isn’t even a word, so I don’t even know what my arrogance is! Egad! The future is ruined if the entire island of Australia is subliterate, even the wives of marine biologists! Good lord! Please tell me that you’re a 14-year-old girl just pretending to be a mom and wife because otherwise you’ll make my cry.
  Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 7:28 am #
147. Chris wrote:
  shmo » What is an “akranims?”
  Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 7:29 am #
148. shmo wrote:
  see like i said, i am bad at spelling. like a.k.a. or t.t.y.l how they satnd for stuff. c’mon use some common sense and sound it out.
  Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm #
149. lizzy wrote:
  i hope you do cry, i am speaking like this to prove a point. i’m not going to say what it is, or you would never have to find out. we also have differnet ways of speaking, learn that you bone head!
  Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm #
150. cody wrote:
  yes, why try and save the world. After all it is the only planet in the solar system capable of supporting life!
  Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 12:51 am #
151. shmo wrote:
  thank you! exactly! well… actually so far! but thats still so true!
  Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 1:48 am #
152. Chris wrote:
  lizzy » There may be different ways of speaking but there is a dictionary for a reason and when speaking English, mammal is always spelled mammal and never mamal, especially when that personal supposedly has a husband who studies aquatic mammals. So, you’re just plain wrong, sub-literate, and — to be frank — either lazy or wrong.
  Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 12:59 pm #
153. Chris wrote:
  shmo » I will use common sense next time if you spend the little bit of time trying to sort out what I am trying to say, too. Meet me half-way.
  Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 12:59 pm #
154. shmo wrote:
  no! ok i am done trying to undertand what is wrong with you.
  to everyone that reads these, dont listen to chris abraham, do as much as you can to help our world and dont let anyone stear you away from what you believe.
  Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 7:14 pm #
155. Chris wrote:
  shmo » Oh, egad!
  Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 10:49 pm #
156. lizzy wrote:
  i am with shmo, there is no point in this website. afternoon chap! good bye!
  Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:58 am #
157. Chris wrote:
  lizzy » I appreciate it. Thanks for coming.
  Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 2:35 pm #