My friend Momotaro, the fellow who created the banner for Memes.org, was so amused by the first comment that someone posted onto my blog post, Don’t Save the Whales and Don’t Save the Rainforest Either, that he created the following anthology of really intelligent put-downs, I Hope a Whale Beaches Itself On You — it […]
There are Berlin Schnitzel wars — restaurants all over Berlin are vying for who can make the largest, thinnest, lightest, most savory Weinerschnitzel. It is a really competitive thing going on and while I do enjoy them, they’re now becoming as thin as air and as large as an elephant ear, so it is […]
I repeat, King Kong sucked so badly that I walked out. I don’t walk out. My temporary suspension of disbelief could not hold out past hour 2.
How could humans, the fastest of whom can run 10.2 m/s, keep up with stampeding brontosauri (even an elephant can run 11 m/s) for such a sustained amount of […]