10 Things You Don’t Know About Women: Jennifer Love Hewitt
- PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It’s a great excuse.
- We really can pump our own gas. It’s just that we’ve got this fantasy of you as a ’30s-era full-service station attendant. You’d look so cute in the hat.
- We’re not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?
- We’re smart enough to know that smell is always the dog.
- Yes, we can dish it out.
- No, we can’t take it.
- We want to raise children. We just don’t want you to be one of them.
- Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don’t want to be fixed; we want to be heard.
- When we ask if you’ve had any work done, it’s because we want to know what our kids will really look like.
- When we ask you how we look, it’s okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.
Via Oh No They Didn’t & Esquire
