Best Argument for Atheism from Micki Krimmel

by Chris Abraham on 10/04/2007 ·

Please join Micki for her atheism week.


I am neither agnostic nor an atheistic. I am truly a man of faith, belief, and surely supreme hubris. Micki had me until she made fun of faith full-stop as something completely insane and fantastical. Faith is, indeed, insane and fantastical, which is why it required faith. Luckily, my God and my faith does not have a glass jaw.

Oh, and since I am a man of faith and I see God in the faces of those around me and in the acts and works of man and of nature, I also honor and respect the Flying Spaghetti Monster as “of God” and a religious icon not to be desecrated.

Although, I don’t really care if anything gets teased, insulted, desecrated, or mortally offended. The thing about a supreme being and a supreme god is that dumbfuck little things we mortals commit and so forth matter not at all, in the end.

That is why I am a little leary about this new Religious Order of the Supreme Global Warming Cabal. Beware of false idols, and all.

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