The I-Rub-My-Ducky Vibrator is a Vibrating Rubber Ducky!

What is the most natural thing to have in the bathroom, right next to the tub? A rubber ducky, that’s what. The rubber ducky is iconic in America. What else is iconic in America? The vibrator! What could make the rubber ducky better? Mating the rubber ducky with a vibrator. When I saw the I-Rub-My-Ducky Vibrator I was astounded and amazed. A rubber ducky vibrator is a brilliant idea!

Read the Sesame Street Rubber Ducky song with the I-Rub-My-Ducky Vibrator in mind:

Rubber Ducky

Rubber Ducky, you’re the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I’m awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you’re my very best friend, it’s true!

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’ cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber Ducky, I’m awfully fond of you.

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’s cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky, you’re so fine
And I’m glad that you’re mine
Rubber Ducky I’m awfully fond of…
Rubber Ducky I’d like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I’m awfully fond of you.

Waterproof I-Rub-My-Ducky Vibrator $19.95

Why is this rubber ducky smiling? Better yet, why will YOU soon be smiling?

For the sex toy ruse of all time, now you can actually leave your personal vibrator out for all to see. Yes, it looks like a rubber ducky, and floats like a rubber ducky, but it’s actually an underwater clitoral stimulator that’ll turn your bubble bath into your own orgasmic Cloud 9!

Just fill the tub, grab your rubber ducky, squeeze his back, and steam up the mirrors! The perfect gift for the woman with a sense of adventure and a sense of humor! Quack. Quack.

Floating waterproof rubber ducky. Whisper quiet. Requires 2 AA batteries (included).

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