Mark mocked my new company-imposed confidentiality notice email signature to wit:
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The contents of this e-mail and any attachments are utterly unimportant and I could give a flying fuck if they were read by the entire population of southeast Asia. I cannot conceive of anything that could possibly be wrong with the use, copying, disclosure, or distribution of the contents of this e-mail and thus have no issues with anyone doing so. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender immediately and send me something nice from Niva Chocolates.
Here is the original:
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The contents of this e-mail and any attachments are intended solely for the use of the named addressee(s) and may contain confidential and/or privileged information. Any unauthorized use, copying, disclosure, or distribution of the contents of this e-mail is strictly prohibited by the sender and may be unlawful. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender immediately and delete this e-mail.
