We Humans are Not Responsible for Global Warming Admits UN

by Chris Abraham on 11/12/2006 · 0 comments

I don’t believe in global warming. And neither does the United Nations.


I do believe in pollution. I believe we’re polluters. I believe that we effect localized climate disturbances. England and the United States proved that the industrial revolution resulted in black moths, the soot was so thick for so long. I believe we can make acid rain and kill rivers and bring flora and fauna to extinction. Globally, I believe that we Americans use an disproportionate amount of resources.

Still, I believe that the incessant focus on global warming is a red herring, distracting us away from much more pressing domestic and social issues.

Actually, it is much easier to carry a hemp bag in the hybrid car to the organic coop than it is to deal with the incessant erosion of our personal liberties, our personal privacy, our national health care, the safety of our citizenry, and the unacceptable quality of public education, social services, senior services, health services, day care, family care, and unemployment.

Fuck the environment!

At least until after we Americans sort this domestic shit out, Democrats. How dare you, Al Gore, you fucking shill! And don’t even mention the war. Democrats and Republicans alike voted for the war in Iraq.

We made our bed, now we have to lie in it. And there is a hell of a lot of lying going on, that’s for sure.

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