Since married is the new separated, separated is the new divorced, and divorced is the new single, that married guy is pretty much available anyway based on simple associative logic.
Oh, and now, divorced is the new widowed!
‘In the past, widowers used to get dates based on a “poor baby” sympathy a divorced man would never receive — until now.
Now, women are overlooking his part in it because then the divorce might make the divorced man undateable and that just wouldn’t do.
Blame the victim, the wife, for not understanding him the way you do.
So, divorced is the new widowed.’
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Does that mean single is the new queer?
No, married is the new queer.