What a crazy man. What a nutball. What a funny bugger! “There once was a man named Ted, who got an idea in his head! Let’s get on TV and have people see, that my face ain’t as bad as they said!” Who writes limericks, anyway? Well, I met Ted Murphy and when I met him I thought my myself, “hey, self, that Ted guy is a rockstar.” So, now he gots him some online reality show called RockStartup.com. Check it out. Fo shizzle, yo yo.
Watch Ted say “jockstrap” and “pee:”
Hey, I know that girl! Hey, I was at that trade show! Hey, I met Ted and Britt that very day!
(Or, maybe not. Maybe it was another time and another place. Wait, who am I? Hey, would I be able to write a limerick if there were a gun to my head? Egad!)
