Under the guise of “being innovative,” Joshua Ellis would like us to fund his holiday in Tanzania.
I didn’t visit my best friend when he was living in Iringa and Zanzibar because it was too expensive.
Q: Why am I helping Josh?
A: Well, he really needs the exercise!
If you help him visit Tanzania, he will reward you by showing off all of his vacation pictures, effectively making you seethe with resentment, jealousy, and bitterness.
Trust me, if it takes Mount Kilimanjaro to get Josh out hiking in the wilderness and up a mountain, then so be it: if you get him into a healthy lifestyle, you will be saving his life!
And saving him from heart disease, diabetes, and lots of other health problems!
And isn’t that gift enough!
