A Confirmed Bachelor

by Chris Abraham on 04/12/2006

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I was going to do a switcheroo on the Order of Confirmation to officially confirm myself a bachelor.


I consider the Order of Confirmation Holy so I decided not to defile something I respect and believe.

I guess I am growing up.

What is “a confirmed bachelor?” Well, aside from being double-secret code for being “gay” here are some other definitions.

a confirmed bachelor – a man who has decided on principle never to marry.

Also, on Everything2

Confirmed Bachelor

The phrase, ‘confirmed bachelor’ typically refers to a distinguished gentleman, occasionally but not necessarily homosexual, that shows little interest in cultivating any sort of serious long-term relationship with a woman.

Confirmed bachelors commonly have very rich and visible social lives — we’re not talking about crotchety old men, rather, attractive, suave, sophisticated public figures who apparently have for their own reasons chosen not to tie the knot.

Well-known confirmed bachelors include Paul Lynde, Liberace, Leonard Cohen, and presently, George Clooney.

Women who fail to marry by a certain age have been known previously as spinsters or old maids. These titles should be considered depreciated, however.

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Sporty Spice December 5, 2006 at 00:17

Did you ever mention why? I don’t remember reading it.

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Chris Abraham December 5, 2006 at 08:53

I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you

I have run
I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you

But I still havent found what Im looking for
But I still havent found what Im looking for

I have kissed honey lips
Felt the healing in her fingertips
It burned like fire
This burning desire

I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
I was cold as a stone

But I still havent found what Im looking for
But I still havent found what Im looking for

I believe in the kingdom come
Then all the colors will bleed into one
Bleed into one
Well yes Im still running

You broke the bonds and you
Loosed the chains
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Of my shame
You know I believed it

But I still havent found what Im looking for
But I still havent found what Im looking for
But I still havent found what Im looking for
But I still havent found what Im looking for…

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Sporty Spice December 5, 2006 at 11:20

Aw, big hugs then. (Hey, I didn’t know you could sing!)

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