There is a new site called I Saw Your Nanny, “We will be posting your reports of nanny sightings on this blog. So often mothers and other nannies have commented that they wished they had an avenue to contact the parent of a child they saw being mistreated by the nanny. We want to be that resource.” It reminded me of a song by Suicidal Tendencies. Yes, I used to be hard core back in the day.
Originally I Saw Your Mommy by Suicidal Tendencies — sorry guys, for the search-and-replace…
Yesterday as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
She was lying face down in the sewer
What you do-I got up closer and realized that I knew her
What you see-All her organs comingfrom her inside
That’s nasty-Slashed up skin, sliced-up hide
Tell me some more-Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
Then what-That’s when I realized she was dead
CHORUS
Twisted body, chopped-off feet
her body was minced meat
Bust crawling on her arms
She’s dead can’t do no harm
Gnarled-up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent
I wonder how much you had to pay
To get your nanny killed in such a bloody way
I saw your nanny and your nanny’s dead
I watched her as she bled
Well she had-Chewed-off toes on her chopped-off feet
Say what?-I took a picture ’cause I thought it was neat
That’s cold-But the thing I like seeing the best
What’s that-Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
Damn-I saw your nanny and your nanny’s dead
I saw your nanny and your nanny’s dead
CHORUS
I know it is your allowance that you’ll really miss
But make it look good at her funeral and give her a kiss
I saw your nanny and your nanny’s dead
I saw her lying in a pool of read-And she doesn’t know how to swim
I think it’s the greatest thing I’ll ever see-What’s that?
Your dead nanny lying in front of me
I’ll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your nanny and your nanny is dead
I saw your nanny and your nanny is dead
I saw her, I saw her…nanny
I saw your nanny
