You Say Secret Ultra-Rich Capitalist Cabal Global Conspiracy Like It’s a Bad Thing

by Chris Abraham on 11/07/2006 · 1 comment

I love Scott Adams. I agree with him. Of course there is an inner-circle cadre of totally motivated, fully-funded, highly competent, completely-informed, secret cabal.


Do you really think these half-witted, petty, moronic, small-minded, and short-sighted public officials actually keep the planet running this efficiently? And efficiency has nothing to do with gracefully or gently. I wasn’t saying that the costs weren’t dear.

Eggs and omelettes, is all I have to say.

Of course they’re puppets.

Of course there are puppet masters.

Thank God, or there would have been thermonuclear war already, for sure.

Secret Societies according to Scott Adams:

“The only way I can get to sleep at night is by imagining a secret cabal of highly competent puppet masters who are handling the important decisions while our elected politicians debate flag burning and the definition of marriage.

It’s the only explanation for how the governments of the world could be staffed with morons and yet everything still runs okay, sort of. Granted, things aren’t perfect, but when you hear our leaders talk, you have to wonder why our energy policy doesn’t involve burning asbestos on playgrounds. There must be some competent people pulling the strings behind the curtain, adjusting the money supply, twiddling with interest rates, choosing the winners for American Idol, and that sort of thing.”

Amen, brother!

Via Jeremy Zawodny’s blog-1

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1 ellison larry 14/06/2007 at 11:45

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