David Gelles Infected by the Purple Prose

by Chris Abraham on 12/06/2006 ·

David Gelles used to be such a brilliant writer. Sadly, past tense.


Two weeks in the most beautiful places on earth with passionate people tasting of salt and smelling of olives has rendered him changed.

“Minoan civilization, once glorious and surreal, flourished on Santorini and many neighboring islands, but suddenly disappeared, perhaps at the devastating hand of a cataclysmic eruption, like the one that rocked Santorini.”

He comes back unbearably Romantic.

“At 5am from a chic club on the banks of the Bosphorus we watched a saffron-colored harvest moon set over Topkapi Palace as dawn broke into the sky behind us, and the first calls to prayer issued from the minarets of nearby mosques.”




David, English isn’t a romantic enough language — like Greek, French or Italian — to be so purple.

“As I descended into the Aegean sea, shafts of light surrounded me and came together at the tip of a cone deep below me, a sparkling beacon, beconing me deeper.”

Judge for yourself in Diving Atlantis and Back on Native Soil.

“But as I dove along the rocky walls of this still-active volcano, the experience was incredible nonetheless. Floating 60 feet below the ocean floor, looking straight up to the rim of a giant caldera, once an eruption for the ages, but now flooded with the sea, I didn’t need Atlantis to feel the magic of this place. It’s bizzare enough just flying through the sea.”

Good lord, man. Have you no shame?

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1 David Gelles 12/06/2006 at 15:58

I learned shamelessness from you.

Maybe at Berkeley they’ll teach me how to write.

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2 Chris Abraham 12/06/2006 at 16:27

Then you can teach me how to write.

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