Chris Abraham

Chris Abraham sucks. You heard me, Chris Abraham sucks!

If you’re going to open yourself up to negative messaging and negative message, one very important thing is to control as much of the negative message as possible.

So, in this case, I hope that if someone searches for “chris abraham sucks” they will come here, which I can at least control. Either that, or it will just prove that I suck.

“Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Or, better yet:

“Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought to suck than to open it and suck.”

Either way, even if I do in fact suck, it will be me who gets to say that Chris Abraham sucks.

At the end of the day, when Chris Abraham says that Chris Abraham sucks, it sucks some of the poison, some of the vitriol, out of the innately negative message.

And hopeful, although I, Chris Abraham, might indeed suck, I also have a sense of humor and the shameless ability to make fun of my suckiness.

Sucking really only sucks if you think it sucks.

I really find it quite amusing.