I am not saying that Apartment Keepers is going to give you as much love as they give me but when I got home tonight after an evening at LeftBank hanging out with Dae and her friends I was sure I was going to get a pink slip from Apartment Keepers, firing me because my pad was worthy of an article in the Metro section in the Post (saved for OCD hoarders). Instead, I came home to a gorgeous bachelor pad: the Grotto.
