Thanks be to Daniel A. Simon, president, and his affordable and valuable apartment cleaning service, Apartment Keepers.
I have been able to outsource one of the wifely duties I suck at: housekeeping. This is where I prove that I am a regular guy.
And I set the entire thing up online. This is one cleaning service that doesn’t even need any phones or in-person time. The only thing you will ever have to physically do is get Apartment Keepers the keys to your place.
I am an awful bachelor. I am not just typical, I am archetypal. Dishes in the sink, unmade bed, mail near the door, socks on the floor . . . you get the scene.
(Yeah, any impression you might have of me being sophisticated or fancy all falls apart when you come to my pad in-between apartment cleanings. Egad!)
Thank god for Apartment Keepers, a Washington, DC, housekeeping service that is both amazingly affordable and truly valuable.
The Apartment Keepers’ housekeepers come once-a-week on Wednesday. I look forward to coming home on Wednesday nights. I look forward to going home tonight.
Apartment Keepersreally well.
