Is this blog really dedicated to all things profound?
Yesterday’s entries included missives about how hot Hillary Clinton is and what song is stuck in you head.
If you want deep thoughts, go to Talking Points Memo and crawl in a hole.
But if this guy Lono wants to say his piece, let him. Who knows, maybe there even is something profound in what he says. Like, isn’t Lono a Polynesian god? And if the god would eat such a noble animal as a whale, what does that mean? Is it cannibalism because he purports to “be” a whale also?
Look a bit deeper and I bet you’ll be surprised.
Now I’m going to click on one of your profound Google Ads for Humpback Whales.
If you meet Buddha on this site, I’ll kill him. I have no interest in being profound on this blog. Where in hell did you ever come up with that idea? Good Lord! “Because the medium is the message” suggests that all I am — all this is — is a delivery vehicle.
To be honest I recon it would be a little fatty for me and totally tasteless like a lump of lard. Maybe if you try it with a liberal coating of salt and vinegar and a side order of chips and mushy peas, it could be reasonably edible…alternatively you could try Dophin they seem less lardy and would make a ideal steak with a dash of peppercorn sauce…
Well, I give up. So many people think I am an evil whale-killer that I will stop fighting. What do you think I am after you read Don’t Save the Whales? Should I be “harpooned and flayed alive?” Well, for those of you who think I kill whales, here are my favorite whale recipes:
yes u should… and u wil not stop fighting, becuase u are so arrogant and annyoing. oo which recipe is ur favorite? cause i can garentee u that my frends and i would certainly love to cook u and feed u to the whales, along with that Phillip.
Hey Chris hows it going? well as much as i hate you and wish that you would shut up and stop spreading such things, i couldn’t help but come back and check with what other people have said. as normal they hate you and you beliefs, as they should. i want you to know that i think your moral or info ur trying to get out is useless and rediculous. many more ppl have become involved, myself included. in a way i want to thank you, but not in the way that i like you now, but in the way that you showed me that i am a “whale queda” and it showed me how much i care about the whales and other marine animals, and the ocean itself. all i can say is remember me ok cause i am going to make a difference and hen u can say to urself, “ha im such a looser, look what my stupid ideas did, they made her try harder.” feel free to email me.
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Lono would eat whale. Lono is whale.
How fucking profound!
Chris,
Is this blog really dedicated to all things profound?
Yesterday’s entries included missives about how hot Hillary Clinton is and what song is stuck in you head.
If you want deep thoughts, go to Talking Points Memo and crawl in a hole.
But if this guy Lono wants to say his piece, let him. Who knows, maybe there even is something profound in what he says. Like, isn’t Lono a Polynesian god? And if the god would eat such a noble animal as a whale, what does that mean? Is it cannibalism because he purports to “be” a whale also?
Look a bit deeper and I bet you’ll be surprised.
Now I’m going to click on one of your profound Google Ads for Humpback Whales.
If you meet Buddha on this site, I’ll kill him. I have no interest in being profound on this blog. Where in hell did you ever come up with that idea? Good Lord! “Because the medium is the message” suggests that all I am — all this is — is a delivery vehicle.
Whale isn`t too bad.
To be honest I recon it would be a little fatty for me and totally tasteless like a lump of lard. Maybe if you try it with a liberal coating of salt and vinegar and a side order of chips and mushy peas, it could be reasonably edible…alternatively you could try Dophin they seem less lardy and would make a ideal steak with a dash of peppercorn sauce…
Well, I give up. So many people think I am an evil whale-killer that I will stop fighting. What do you think I am after you read Don’t Save the Whales? Should I be “harpooned and flayed alive?” Well, for those of you who think I kill whales, here are my favorite whale recipes:
http://chrisabraham.com/2008/04/06/cook-the-whale-eat-the-whale/#title
yes u should… and u wil not stop fighting, becuase u are so arrogant and annyoing. oo which recipe is ur favorite? cause i can garentee u that my frends and i would certainly love to cook u and feed u to the whales, along with that Phillip.
Hey Chris hows it going? well as much as i hate you and wish that you would shut up and stop spreading such things, i couldn’t help but come back and check with what other people have said. as normal they hate you and you beliefs, as they should. i want you to know that i think your moral or info ur trying to get out is useless and rediculous. many more ppl have become involved, myself included. in a way i want to thank you, but not in the way that i like you now, but in the way that you showed me that i am a “whale queda” and it showed me how much i care about the whales and other marine animals, and the ocean itself. all i can say is remember me ok cause i am going to make a difference and hen u can say to urself, “ha im such a looser, look what my stupid ideas did, they made her try harder.” feel free to email me.