“Families are turning to meal assembly centers to prepare dinners without picking up a knife or washing a dish,” says the New York Times.
I have outsourced all of my wifely duties, including housekeeping and the lot. Next step is, of course, getting my meals prepared for me. I am glad I am not the only one.
When I get married, my sweet bride and I will outsource all but one of the traditional wifely duties.
If I have to outsource all of the wifely duties, then the wedding isn’t going so very well, after all.
Still single, girls!
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It’s about time someone found a way to outsource cooking.
I knew if I just waited long enough, this day would come. Thank god I didn’t do something stupid and get married before this became the de rigeur. My future husband can feel all hip and non-neglected without me in the kitchen.
AND it leaves more time and energy for the remaining wifely duty. Beautiful.
Here’s hoping that there is at some point some pill that will stop men and women from using sex as a weapon the moment the vows are made.
Here’s hoping that there is a pill that keeps sex from becomming an awful obligation, the stuff of which many a joke are made.
I agree, it’s disgusting. I’m sure a graduate thesis could be written on the topic, so I’m not going to try here. Hearing about women who do this makes me want to hit them. They ruin it for the rest of us, especially coupled with
I must be doing something wrong. In all of my previous relationships, none of my boyfriends could keep up with me sexually. I wanted it so much more often than they did… Perhaps the roles were reversed in that case.
Either that, or I’m just really, really awful in bed.
No, just insatiable, apparently.
LOL
Have you had alot of takers since you first posted this? :-)
Of course not. Who would want to marry me!?