Well, I can’t believe that Kevin is actually being a “friend” and not going for the “with privileges” in Single in the suburbs, part 4 by Sarah Susannah Katz.
Pussy.
Well, I don’t trust him because who actually goes onto Match.com to make female friends? Isn’t that suspect? Isn’t that queer?
Or maybe, he’s playing the mensch card. Or, maybe Kevin’s doing what Name Withheld suggested.
“On the first date, she has to make the big moves. I will coax her, nibbling at her ears and stoking her flames, but I will not rip her clothes off. I will make her want to rip my clothes off.
That way, a) I am not appearing overanxious, and b) she can’t get it out of her head how badly she wants to sleep with me.
If I come on too strong right away, it’s clear I’m only wanting into her pants. By letting her know that I want it, but I can wait, she gets all riled up and can’t wait and is cumming through her pants onto my knee. She wants me to want her so badly that I am trying to rip her clothes off, so she does whatever she can to get me into that space, which in effect means taking her own clothes off. I’ve learned two things: restraint is sexy, and girls like taking their clothes off in front of me.
This strategy also serves me in the long term, as once she has opened the door wide, I can come bursting through whenever I want. It is an open invitation.”
