GirlFriend X is Cyrano de Bergerac in a Box

Wow, both completely pathetic and “I can’t believe it has taken coders this long do actually do it!”

Is GirlFriend X about a) random acts of sex, b) getting married as a numbers game c) becoming the best boyfriend ever? Via Wired

Here’s an interesting question from Wired, “And girlfriends, if you think it’s cheating to have a program send ‘thinking of you’ e-mails for him, take a moment to look beyond the program’s semi-serious ‘we’ll get you laid’ enthusiasm.”

I had a friend who actually hired a programmer to create a Palm Pilot application that defined women according to Alpha, Beta, Delta, and Busy girls.

There was never an Alpha girl because that woman would be his wife. It all played between the Beta and the Delta girls. The Busy girls were either “in a relationship,” engaged, or married. To be queried every six months (which was of course programmed into the Palm)

Another friend has all of his girlfriends programmed by his personal assistant into his installation of ACT!

What do you think?

About Girlfriend X:

“Hi-Tech Dating Software for Men

Imagine wearing one of those little wireless earphones like the Secret Service wear and having a full-time dating coach whisper hints on how to meet and keep that beautiful girl across the room.

Imagine having a full-time administrative assistant who regularly sends sweet messages and virtual flowers to all of your girlfriends, in your name, using e-mail and SMS.

And image that this assistant also browses through the dating sites and faithfully enters the personal and vital statistics of every woman who meet your requirements right into your electronic black book.

Now, imagine that you have a dedicated accountant who constantly evaluates your Booty Yield so you can determine whether any particular woman is worth the time, effort and money that you’ve invested.

Are you starting to get the picture of what GirlFriend X is all about?

GirlFriend X is your automated love life manger, taking care of the tedious side of having relationships with women so you can spend more time enjoying them!”