My friend Dae corrected my definition of Divorced is the New Single.
In the past, widowers used to get dates based on a “poor baby” sympathy a divorced man would never receive — until now.
Now, women are overlooking his part in it because then the divorce might make the divorced man undateable and that just wouldn’t do.
Blame the victim, the wife, for not understanding him the way you do.
So, divorced is the new widowed.
