Why Don’t Guys Ask Me Out?

by Chris Abraham on 02/02/2006 ·

A gentle reader asks, “Why don’t guys ever like me? I’m not thats ugly. People say I’m not fat, I’m not ugly…. then why don’t guys ask me out?” Any advice for her? She needs our help.

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1 David Gelles 02/02/2006 at 17:39

Emily,

Send a picture to Chris Abraham.com. He can post it, and we can have an open forum to discuss your appearances, and potential improvements.

We’re studly men, and will not lead you astray.

We’re also sensitive, and will not be cruel.

We can make it an online version of one of those makeover reality TV shows. Like Pimp My Ride, but just for you.

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2 Faust 03/02/2006 at 09:25

Unless I’m drunk, “not thats (sic) ugly” is generally not the standard by which I measure my choice in bitches. Perhaps her problem is that I am not drunk.

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