For shits and giggles I dropped the $50 for a month just to see what all the hubbub’s about.
I registered and took all the tests on eHarmony but they limit your access.
Although I did try to reach out to the eHarmony communications team to see if I could get a month free and then promote the holy heck out of them, they haven’t gotten back to me, so I dropped the coin myself.
And since I am paying my own money, I also did my very best to be open, honest, and truthful in what I might be looking for in a perfect match.
But since I have a very colorful and friendly social life and am far from lonely, I have to admit to being a little but demanding. Why? Well, to tell you the truth, my experience with Match.com was a nightmare.
Well, to be fair, I wasn’t nearly rigorous enough and so I am going out of my way to say no to anyone who doesn’t really kick me in the head — and not just a donkey kick but clydesdale. I mean, its not asking too much to want a pretty girl. It could be worse: David thinks I deserve nothing less than a supermodel, so I am actually being very flexible here. There are loads of pretty girls in Washington. Heck, I know loads of pretty girls personally. So, I am not going to budge on that one. Call me superficial.
Next month I will give Chemistry.com a go for a month as well. I just found out that Chemistry.com is a Match.com premium property.
Okay, you’re right and I will beat your to the punch. I am being a bit of an ass.


