Divorced is the New Single

by Chris Abraham on 01/02/2006 ·

Don’t worry divorced Washington men, its all right.


Even if you’re divorced, have an ex-wife, and maybe a couple children, you’re as good as gold to the thirty-something Washington single girl. Why? Because divorced is the new single.

Actually, the fact that you have proved your mettle by being in fact both marriageable and virile is a real selling point.

And since divorced is the new single, there isn’t a lot of thought to issues like alimony or child support.

Since divorced is the new single, the ex-wife and all that other legal, personal, and emotional baggage is passed off as either acceptable losses or made equivalent with just having to deal with the ex-girlfriend.

You’re basically good to go. And if your divorce isn’t final, its okay because separated is the new divorced.

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