When I stop to ponder what the top articles I have written are on this blog, I come to the conclusion that I am indeed a moron. With inane titles such as Nicole Richie is Not Eating, Who Knows Nicole Richie’s Diet Regimen, Citizens of Humanity Makes Best Butt Jeans, I am not far removed from Pink is the New Blog.
In the last month, Nicole Richie is Not Eating is still champion for the most popular article on the site with Who Knows Nicole Richie’s Diet Regimen a close number 2.
Number three is Top Selling Albums of 2005 followed by Howard Stapleton Curmudgeon-of-the-Day With the Mosquito.
My adoration of the beauty of Melissa Theuriau, aptly called Melissa Theuriau is Beautiful is number five, followed by Remembering Some Good Advice I Gave But Never Took, a spiritual reflection on my 2003 sailing trip.
Citizens of Humanity Makes Best Butt Jeans is number seven, ironically, followed by Ping Servers You Need to Add to Your Blog.
Shamefully, number nine is I Am Addicted to Izod Lacoste Polo Shirts (which is ineed true) followed by the irresponsible Nicole Richie’s Diet Regimen.
Eleven is another ode to both French newscaster-cum-goddess, Melissa Theuriau, and French-in-Action starlette Valerie Allain (AKA Mireille), in Melissa Theuriau or Valerie Allain.
(I really have become a moron)
Number twelve is On the Road to Chapel Hill, North Carolina followed by a favorite poem by my favorite poet, Galway Kinnell, titled Blackberry Eating by Galway Kinnell (read it, it is fantastic).
14 goes to When You Blog You Are Not In The Pub, my first professional post on blogging, corporate blogging, and PR blogging (for shame!).
15 is the inane and out-of-date GMail Is Slow or Broken For Everyone Today.
16, and final for now, is a compilation of the best-of of my articles on professional blogging, corporate blogging, and PR blogging, A Sample of the Best Blog, Blogging, and Internet Articles.
I had to keep listing until I reminded myself that I am a professional and not a tween.
