The First Rule on How to Get Laid in Washington

by Chris Abraham on 02/12/2005 ·

A buddy of mine read this comment and offered me the first rule for getting laid, “so it looks like we’ve found the first rule to getting laid. Pretend you’re looking for a fantastic relationship.”

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1 Janna 02/12/2005 at 16:40

Not what I said at all. “Pretend” is no where near anything having to do with fantastic relationships.

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2 chris abraham 02/12/2005 at 17:03

Of course you didn’t say it, a man took your words and easily figured out how to use your sweet nature against you so as to have your body, sweetness.

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