You can always spot a cheater, right? Well, that may be so, but then you marry him anyway. And she’s no better because she feels fat and old and unattractive and uses cheating to reassure herself; even worse, she is really secretive and it could be years before it comes out.
And neither he nor she uses a condom while cheating any more than you two use a condom on the Conjugal Bed.
Why all of this acting out? Because an essential element of cheating is being bad and getting caught. Drama, drama, drama. What fools you mortals be.
I guess it would be one step too far to suggest that all couple, including married couples, should continue wearing condoms for the life of the marriage, making babies through artificial insemination, right?
That’s what I recommend. But since its all about denial and not about accusing your spouse or lover of being a cheating bastard or skanky ‘ho, its important that you frame it up right:
“Baby, I think we need to get you off of the pill. Its not good for your health after thirty anyway. We can start using condoms for birth control.”
Yeah, always play the birth control angle.
You guys are such frivolous moron dumbasses — do I have to spell all of this out for you?
Just be sure to buy lots and lots of those little foil packets. I can’t tell you how many women don’t have fresh condoms in their night stand.
I can’t tell you how many men lie about either not having condoms or not being able to use them because of the whole erection thing.
Well, girls, if a man can’t maintain an erection for you while wearing a condom He’s Just Not That into You
