Dating Advice from a Washington Bachelor

by Chris Abraham on 10/11/2005 ·

None of the below advice is mine and that’s why its brilliant:

  1. Women want Alpha males but chuck them when they act like Alpha males. It’s true.
  2. For fun, short-term: Put on a lavender shirt, got to an art museum, and act sensitive. Works great in DC.
  3. For long-term woman of your dreams: Tell her you quite enjoyed your course of study in Art History at Tufts — but “underwater nuclear waste diving” was always your first love.




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