Real Men Wear Sevens Butt Jeans

At this very moment, I am wearing a pair of boot-cut 7 For All Mankind jeans for men. So, do I feel conspicuous and foolish? No. In fact, they are amazingly comfortable, they’re a lot dressier than my Gap and Levis, and they actually fit. And women notice them.

They have a tell-date little curly-cue on the back pockets that let the feminine world know that you’re onto them and to their amazing powers of butt.

I don’t call them butt jeans, though — I call them Date Jeans.

According to my article, Citizens of Humanity Makes Best Butt Jeans, I am wearing $136 butt jeans.

How did I end up with a pair of Seven Jeans ? Well, my friend’s sister noticed that I had a hole in the crotch of my old Levis and shamed me into jeans shopping.

So, off I went to Tyson’s in McLean, VA, and went shopping.

I ended up at the Levis Store but couldn’t find any jeans I liked. Or fitted. I asked a really trendy little guy there, who reminded me of my friend Elijah, to help me.

After exhaustive minutes of no luck and poor-fit, he leaned over and told me to go to Nordstroms and get me a pair of Sevens . Boot cut. “Even my dad looks good in them,” he said, suggesting that maybe I looked a little like his dad.

When I tried them on, I started to notice that the first pair felt and looked great. I tried on a pile of them, but came back to the first pair, which has wear but doesn’t look worn.

And the rest is history. I also discovered that the guy who makes Citizens of Humanity jeans is the estranged brother of the man who makes 7 For All Mankind jeans .

Its all in the family.

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