According to Salon, most Yale undergraduate women want to leave the workplace within a couple-few years of graduating in order to become mothers. That’s going to put a lot of pressure on the men of Yale. Lucky, Lori Gottlieb, Yalie, is a trailblazer!
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Some for a time, others for good. You know what this means? It means that we men really need to be able to check $150k+ on our Match.com profiles — or will need to — tout de suite!
Why? because we’re going to need to pay off both of our college loans, the mortgage, the cost of making, keeping, and raising babies, and the other sundry expenses of buying a Yalie out of her Very Promising Career.
It will need to be a full buy out.
Every man out of school of the right pedigree will now need to go straight to New York and immediately become an Investment Banker, spend 18-hours-a-day at work, develop an addiction to coke, and hire hookers.
Just like in the 1950s.
What goes around, comes around.
What I think is really going to happen since Yale undergraduate men will also want to work less and have a family life is a stalemate.
Maybe Yale men will do what men have been doing for eons, which is not marry Ivy League women but rather beautiful and adoring secretaries and assistants who have way more accptance and way fewer expectations that their counterparts in the Ivy League. And who have way more time and energy to make it all about us!
Women who will actually want to be a wife and a mother.
The beautiful and Yale-educated Lori Gottlieb is going through the rewarding process of having her own baby and her own pregnancy her way by out-sourcing the pregnancy biz to a sperm donor and a dream. Check out her article, The XY Files. I personally have a huge crush on Lori Gottlieb and there isn’t a man good enough for her, so consider her a trailblazer for Yale coeds everywhere!
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