If you want to know where all the available young, beautiful, single women are in Washington for the next four Monday evenings, look no further than Screen on the Green. Oh, they have movies too.
The Way We Were was last night’s feature. Yes, it is a chick flick and you do have to endure Barbra Streisand’s complete disregard for The Rules, but that said, its all about the pregame, isn’t it? There is a square mile of really lovely young Washington women — nary a man in sight — all spread out, drinking wine with their girlfriends, with nothing to do until the night falls on the Mall.
No smokey bar, no expensive drinks, and if you capture enough blanket space early and have a nice enough picnic packed and ready to share (and plenty of wine) then you can basically take your pick.
Come on guys, DC is a great place to be even for ugly men! There is no excuse for you at all. Yes, the women at this event were gorgeous and young — way out of your league — but its not like we live in LA or NY. You don’t have a hell of a lot of competition, my friend!
So, go git ‘em, tiger!
You’re also in luck: bring as many wingmen as you please, the next movie on July 25th is The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, although I guarantee you that the odds are much better with the chick flicks.
Free Outdoor Movies at the National Mall
Bring a blanket to the National Mall in Washington DC on a summer night and watch a classic film on a gigantic movie screen. Screen on the Green returns to the Nation’s Capital for its seventh season. The following films will be shown on Monday nights beginning at dusk, around 8:30-9:00 p. m. People start to claim their spots on the lawn as early as 5 p. m.
July 18 – The Way We Were (1973)
July 25 – The Treasure of the Sierra Madre(1948)
Aug. 1 – Suspicion (1941)
Aug. 8 – Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
Aug. 15 – The Big Sleep(1946).
For more information, call (877) 262-5866.
Screen on the Green Schedule 2006 Washington DC
July 17 – The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
July 24 – The Band Wagon(1953)
July 31 – Bullitt (1968)
August 7 – To Have and Have Not (1944)
August 14 – Rocky (1976).
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I don’t know where they all are, but I can certainly tell you where they’re all NOT. Out with me.
You have had way more than your share, Romeo.
can you crate up a few and send ‘em to Oregon? 70% of the women here are narcissistic and high maintenance. The rest are either taken or ‘play for the other team’, which is fine, but makes them unavailable.
ps. they can were flip flops.
fine, fine. As long as they can iron.
Not all of them are narcissistic and high maintenance. There are retarded women in DC. They are not narcissistic.
But you’ll spend a fortune on helmets and special vans.
Your dates are one day off!
These dates are from 2005 screen on the green in DC — this year they are:
July 17 – The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
July 24 – The Band Wagon(1953)
July 31 – Bullitt (1968)
August 7 – To Have and Have Not (1944)
August 14 – Rocky (1976).
http://www.chrisabraham.com/2006/06/screen_on_the_g_3.php