I bought a scull and rack space at the boat house. I have a new identity: that of a rower.
I rowed in college. I was fourth seat, starboard, of my heavyweight eight team. Since then and until a few years ago, I had never rowed. One day, I decided to rent a single from the boat house, without knowing what I was doing. After that, I took a class and started renting. My new job used to have hours from 9-6:30 which disallowed renting during the week so I went off the habit. The rentals close at 7 but owners can row until 8.
This summer my name came up, after 5 years’ wait, for a space at the boathouse. I didn’t have a boat but took it anyway. Then I found a boat, a little money, and next thing I knew, I was sculling my own carbon fiber Hudson Elite Heavyweight Single, Christened Gerris, just about every day. Mind you, it wasn’t easy at first. In fact, I bought too much boat.
So, now I have a new identity. Not as a geek, marketing guy, techie, public relations executive, or memetic engineer, but rather, rower. Sculler, to be more precise, but I believe that people don’t refer to themselves as such, it is rower. One rows a scull. A scull is a single shell. Sculling is what one does, not what one is.
I am a rower. And I am damned happy to be.

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Ah, but can it supplant your other identity, that of an ?
Dude:
Show me the burn lines!