“Why can’t everyone just learn English?” Because its hard.
1. We must polish the Polish furniture.
2. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
3. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
4. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
5. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
6. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
7. I did not object to the object.
8. The bandage was wound around the wound.
9. The farm was used to produce produce.
10. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
From The Teaching High School.
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I can hardly bear the thought of the bare bear.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
Wow… I didn’t get this one, looked it up, and discovered I’d been pronouncing “row” (as in quarrel) wrong most of my life. Having never heard it spoken, I really had no idea.
woah that was retarded!
mlarg
As I spring on a spring to a spring in spring…
RETARDED!
One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pair of Don Alverzo’s tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.
Eleven very beautiful young vixens that vanish into vapors at dawn
twelve terrible turks tapping on their table tops til their to-tos pop through
thirteen messy mexican meatloaf makers, their the best messy mexican meatloaf makers that have ever made messy mexican meatlof
fourteen skunk sat on the stump, the stump thunk the skunk stunk and the skunk thunk the stump stunk.
ta da
OMG!!!! This is so easy to under stand what there talking about and you other people can’t! That sad and im dexlate.
Thirteen messy Mexican etc should read ‘they’re’ not their.
‘Their’ is a posessive, ie a group of people that have something.
‘They’re’ is a shortening of ‘they are’.
Ta Da
Wow, English IS hard to learn.
I hate it when people confuse its and it’s
Also, cachet and cache
John, while Jim had had “had,” had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
Mr Peppers told me to pee on this….
I am a foreigner and have no difficulty understanding any of the sentences. In fact, you would encounter similar ‘problems’ which you just know when you get the feel of the language.
this page sucks sooooooooooo bad!!!
Fuck, the fuckingest fucker fucked the fucking fuck out of the fuck.
Polls show that Poles who stroke their poles might have a stroke.
chickin go cluck cluck, cow go moo moo, duck’s go quack quack……….do you know the rest, i hate words so much now!!!!!!
your all fucking retarded
That would be “you’re all fucking retarded,” my good man.
In GB we call Trucks – LORRIES -, So if English is hard to learn it could be said it is hard to speak. To try this out repeat,
RED LORRIES-YELLOW LORRIES-RED LORRIES-YELLOW LORRIES etc, etc.
HAHA!
Creepy people.
Loony People.
I believe that numb is not conjugated correctly in the case of the “After a number of injections my jaw got number.” sentence. The correct way to conjugate numb is numb, more numb and most numb. Therefore the sentence would actually be “Afer a number of injections my jaw became more numb.
the same bullshit in german:
Das das das “das” ist, das das “das” ist, das ist ja wohl klar.
i cunt speak any engrish because enrigsh is very diffficurt to learn and because i can’t and so i don’t like to speak, because it is hard and difficurt. So i don’t like to speak engrish. i want to learn how to write and speak properly because i am not good at engrish and i dont like to speak engrish.
i cunt speak any engrish because enrigsh is very diffficurt to learn and because i can’t and so i don’t like to speak, because it is hard and difficurt. So i don’t like to speak engrish. i want to learn how to write and speak properly because i am not good at engrish and i dont like to speak engrish.
doll dagga buzz buzz ziggety zag godmod grotesque ziggety zag burlesque. :D
***Could anybody answer this?***
HOW MANY WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK A WOOD?