None of us want to be “the wife.” We all hate housekeeping, especially me. I just retained a weekly cleaning service, Apartment Keepers, based on their ad on Craig’s List posting.
I sure hope they’re all that they say they are. If they are, I will laud them with improportionate praise and heap them with adoration; if they’re not, I will crush them!
Although I am still a bachelor, I fully intend never to submit my future wife or myself to the majority of the onerous wifely duties. Next step, laundry.
Alway my bride, never my wife.
