My friend Jayar sent me a link to the Vogon Poetry Generator. You get to see my Vogon poem after the jump.
See, see the Antisocial sky
Marvel at its big mauve depths.
Tell me, Mark do you
Wonder why the possum ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your snafflegramme facial growth
That looks like
A baking soda.
What’s more, it knows
Your corkscrew potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big Antisocial sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm cheeses.
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Here’s a poem by Kate and I don’t know why she published it in the Pope’s Room entry but I love her for that:
Here is my poem:
See, see the OCD sky
Marvel at its big Pink depths.
Tell me, Chris do you
Wonder why the hyena ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel refreshed.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your reciferocious facial growth
That looks like
A mayonaise.
What’s more, it knows
Your cheeky potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big OCD sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Blue cheeses.